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Vampires or Zombies

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by mlwoo, Apr 27, 2011.

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What is more awesome/less gay?

  1. Vampires

    17 vote(s)
    26.2%

  2. Zombies

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    73.8%
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  1. mlwoo

    mlwoo Contributing Member

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    I was talking with a girl and she said she love True Blood and Twilight and liked vampires.

    I told her vampires were stupid and all they do is cry and be gay.

    I told her zombies just don't give a **** and they will munch the crap out of your neck and **** you up.

    She said vampires are emotional and awesome. I told her she was gay.

    Who's right?
     
    #1 mlwoo, Apr 27, 2011
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  2. snc

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    You're like the Ernest Hemingway of our time
     
    #2 snc, Apr 27, 2011
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  3. snc

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    Also I voted Brian Cook
     
    #3 snc, Apr 27, 2011
  4. Royals Ego

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    vampires are more awesome

    but zombies are less gay

    decisions... decisions...
     
    #4 Royals Ego, Apr 27, 2011
  5. Ricksmith

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    I voted zombies, cause I like garlic bread too much to be a vampire.
     
    #5 Ricksmith, Apr 27, 2011
  6. cheke64

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    I voted shane battier as more awesome/less gay.
     
    #6 cheke64, Apr 27, 2011
  7. GRENDEL

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    Twilight vamps are ghey, True Blood vamps are the opposite of Twlight's gheyness, most other vampires are cool....

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    But I prefer zombies movies...
     
    #7 GRENDEL, Apr 27, 2011
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    i can watch any crappy zombie movie and be entertained...not so much for vampires.
     
    #8 DonkeyMagic, Apr 27, 2011
  9. rrj_gamz

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    would hit...;)

    I like turtles...
     
    #9 rrj_gamz, Apr 27, 2011
  10. rocketsjudoka

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    Vampires bad ass quotient has really gone down recently. I blame Anne Rice.
     
    #10 rocketsjudoka, Apr 27, 2011
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    Did you just seriously let two relatively new series completely make you forget about all the fun times vampires had contributed to fiction?
     
    #11 dback816, Apr 27, 2011
  12. RocketBlood

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    I voted zombies cuz I can't get past level 28 in Ascension.
     
    #12 RocketBlood, Apr 27, 2011
  13. mlwoo

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    Crying and putting on eyeshadow is not a "contribution to fiction."

    Homo.
     
    #13 mlwoo, Apr 27, 2011
  14. bladeage

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    the**** kinda question is this?! zombies of course.

    **** vampires.
     
    #14 bladeage, Apr 27, 2011
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  15. mlwoo

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    Hell ****ing yeah.
     
    #15 mlwoo, Apr 27, 2011
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    This shouldn't even be close. Have any of you ever tried to !@#$ a female zombie? I mean with the standards that posters here have with point knees, large hands, uneven smiles and small butts it's vampires all the way!!!!!
     
    #16 plcmts17, Apr 27, 2011
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    #17 tmoney1101, Apr 27, 2011
  18. JuanValdez

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    It's not gay for a girl to like vampires. I can see the sexual fantasy they engage in with vampires. For a guy to have that same sexual fantasy is indeed gay (and I don't mean that pejoratively; it's actually homosexual). If you have some kind of sexual fantasy relating to zombies -- boy or girl -- you're seriously messed up.
     
    #18 JuanValdez, Apr 27, 2011
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    Dr. Bones- "Jesus was a zombie."


    I'm easily entertained by both.but it is true, for not having souls,Vampires lead a life full of drama. Yes,even the original dracula.
     
    #19 conquistador#11, Apr 27, 2011
  20. Fyreball

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    Vampires are gayer than Justin Bieber and Clay Aiken holding hands at a picnic.

    Seriously, how is this even a valid question? Zombies are the t***.

    [​IMG]
     
    #20 Fyreball, Apr 27, 2011
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