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Utah's Chinese will be at the Delta Center cheering for the Rockets on Wednesday!

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  1. jamalccc

    jamalccc Member

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    Just in case you don't know already, I go to BYU(Provo, UT). After doing some research, I found that the Chinese Student and Scholar Association at BYU is organizing Chinese students to cheer for Yao Ming on Wednesday night at the Delta Center against the Jazz. I talked to them and ask if I can get in as a black Chinese(they have discount tickets). They had the weirdest look on their faces. :D :D :D They eventual agreed, since I learned Chinese when I was in China five years ago, and we can relate in that way.

    Their chairman asked me if I can come up with ideas to write interesting signs. I thought "what other places to ask for ideas other than the Jazz-hating clutchcity.net?" I am here now, asking you guys to give me ideas for what to put on signs. Please help me, and please be funny, catchy AND CIVIL, something that a camera man would like to catch. Hey, if your idea is good, you might be seen on TV!!! ;)

    Thank you!
     
    #1 jamalccc, Apr 7, 2003
  2. davidwu

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    screw that, it's you instead of me will be seen on TV.

    J/K, how about this:

    It's air-mail, man!
     
    #2 davidwu, Apr 7, 2003
  3. RIET

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    Im shocked that:

    1. There are African American Mormons and
    2. There are Chinese Mormons

    Ive been to Provo and the people there were as white as the snow on the ground.
     
    #3 RIET, Apr 7, 2003
  4. jamalccc

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    BTW, it's better be something about Yao Ming, or I doubt they (the Chinese Association) would like it.
     
    #4 jamalccc, Apr 7, 2003
  5. jamalccc

    jamalccc Member

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    Answer:
    1. I am not a Mormon.
    2. Only a few Chinese at BYU is more.

    BYU is a good school, and offers low tuition. Not everyone here is Mormon(94% is, but we belong to the minority here in more ways than one;) )
     
    #5 jamalccc, Apr 7, 2003
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    Wow, I guess I noticed that you had an ethnic name, but you a brotha?? Holy sheeesh, I never saw you at a game on tv. I've never seen anybody but white people at Delta. Oh well, good riddance, I still can't believe you're a Jazz fan.

    You need to move (back?) to Houston, man. I mean, our landscape is so much more clean, pristine, and immaculate. It is 70+ degrees 300 out of 365 days a year. I hear y'all have a graffiti prob in SLC. Get out of that crime-infested town immediately.

    ;)
     
    #6 finalsbound, Apr 7, 2003
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    KARL MALONE AND JOHN STOCKTON WILL RETIRE RINGLESS.

    Yao Ming Rocks

    there we go, that's the sign.
     
    #7 Puedlfor, Apr 7, 2003
  8. R0ckets03

    R0ckets03 Contributing Member

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    There are Chinese people in Utah?!?!?! :confused:
     
    #8 R0ckets03, Apr 7, 2003
  9. KeepJuaquin

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    JamalCCC. I always thought Jamal was an African American name. Chinese Mormons?!? Actually, there are quite a few Indian Mormons. Anyways, I think Jamal is a Rockets fan. :) I hope he isn't a Jazz fan. GO ROCKETS!!!
    Yep. Salt Lake City is one dangerous town. Much more dangerous than Houston. Crimecity.
     
    #9 KeepJuaquin, Apr 7, 2003
  10. Htownhero

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    How about either:
    "God hates Utah"

    or
    "When will Mailman ever learn a thing,
    Flopping and crying can't get you a ring"

    or maybe
    "You got pimped out many times by Hakeem the dream,
    Meet your new pimp ho's, his names Yao Ming"



    :)
     
    #10 Htownhero, Apr 7, 2003
  11. alex_huynh

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    Yao: "Jerry, can Malone come out and play?"

    Knock Knock - Mailman: "Here's your playoff"
    Yao: "Thanks, can I write a check?"

    Playoff is in Yao
    Mailman, is it in you?
     
    #11 alex_huynh, Apr 7, 2003
  12. alex_huynh

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    Remember Jamal & his Chinese counterparts are outnumber there. Such signs might get them a lot more then just an appearance on TV.
     
    #12 alex_huynh, Apr 7, 2003
  13. Htownhero

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    Outnumbered?!?!?

    Jamal is a Rockets fan baby. Stand proud, yell loud and never, I REPEAT, NEVER take smake off of a freaking Jazz fan. Punch them in the pie hole and have sex with thier moms, thats how you treat a Jazz fan.
     
    #13 Htownhero, Apr 7, 2003
  14. JayZ750

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    How about:

    "Ming = Ring
    Malone = Snow Cone"

    okay, okay...so that makes no sense. You can always do "Malone = Go Home" or something that makes a little more sense (although I still like Snow Cone...draw a picture of Malone in a cone shaped cup dripping or something).

    How about:

    "Yao = Wow
    Karl = Loser"

    okay, okay...so it doesn't ryhm. You can always do "Jazz = Spazz, or Stockton = Flopton" or something like that.

    "Sionara Karla"??
     
    #14 JayZ750, Apr 7, 2003
  15. Hippieloser

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    "Jay Chow is better than Jazz" -Yao Ming

    "The Mail is slow... it takes a Dynasty to Deliver!" That took me a good ten minutes!

    "China: Where Mormonism is outlawed!" Hmm... maybe not

    "Stockton Sucks!" :D

    "Let's see YOUR rookie stuff Chewbacca, B!TCH!"

    Well, I'm pleased with the first two.
     
    #15 Hippieloser, Apr 8, 2003
  16. Mr. Mooch

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    I got it!!!!

    This will be THE BEST!!!

    It will piss off SOOO many Jazz fans!!!!

    "YAO MING - - THE NEXT HAKEEM OLAJUWON"

    heh, maybe you can have "the next karl malone" but have karl malone crossed out and have the dream in there instead.
     
    #16 Mr. Mooch, Apr 8, 2003
  17. Roc Paint

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    I wonder how many hoards of Mormons there will be making the trip to Utah from Houston. :p

    Go Rockets!!
     
    #17 Roc Paint, Apr 8, 2003
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    "Remember 4-1? How about 3-2?"

    "You couldn't handle the Dream of yesterday--you can't deal with the reality of Yao"

    If there's enough of you, count to ten on every one of Malone's free throws. (In English, preferably.)
     
    #18 rudager, Apr 8, 2003
  19. Htownhero

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    Wait a minute....BRAINSTORM!!!

    If all of you are together, you should consider a mass "Yao Ming Yao Ming Yao Ming Yao Ming, Yao Ming Yao Ming" chant. Soccer hooligan style. :cool:
     
    #19 Htownhero, Apr 8, 2003
  20. Mr. Mooch

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    Then, half of you go "Hakeem", then the other half go "Yao Ming".


    "Hakeem_______________________Yao Ming
    Hakeem________________________Yao Ming
    Hakeem________________________Yao Ming
    Hakeem________________________Yao Ming..."
     
    #20 Mr. Mooch, Apr 8, 2003
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