My favorite that's not on the Top 30: "Blitzkrieg is German for Chuck Norris" I also submitted these two: "There is no global warning. There is only Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris created Hurricane Katrina while practicing roundhouse kicks in the Atlantic. When FEMA's director companined about the mass devastation, Chuck Norris said, "I'll show you mass devastation" and roundhouse kicked him."
I actually saw "Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he lairs" on a store's sign somewhere yesterday (can't remember where). I started laughing, then had to explain it to my mother.
Tony Danza, as sincerely as he can muster, asking Chuck Norris to "tell me about the kickboxing league!" I'm rolling on the floor.
I saw it in one of the other boards I visit. I can't remember the name of the board though (apparently theres a random Chuck Norris fact thread in every single board on the Internet)