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Toilet thoughts

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  1. ferrari77

    ferrari77 Contributing Member

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    In the same vein of shower thoughts which I just saw had been posted previously.
    What amusing or serious thoughts do you think about when sitting on your bathroom throne? (or any toilet).

    How GOT ended? Your love for certain celebrities or entertainers? Jokes to tell your coworker or friends? Pranks to pull on friends or significant others? People or things you hate?

    Let it out. This is a safe space.
     
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    damn. out of toilet paper
     
    #2 Os Trigonum, Mar 22, 2021
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    Not mine personally. If there was an invention where the toilet paper is too good. it does the job (however messy), in one swipe. Always a single swipe. Then cleans it all.
     
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    Is this going to flush? Will I need a plunger? Damn, I don't want to find out.
     
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    I’m usually browsing clutchfans
     
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    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    Thinking about @CCorn browsing clutchfans
     
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    Does your helicopter have a toilet?
     
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    clint eastwood disgust.gif
     
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    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    Trap door.
     
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    #10 CCorn, Mar 22, 2021
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    Most of y’all are watching p*rn, don’t lie.
     
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    If you're thinking about corn you shouldn't be there long
     
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    What can I think about in the shower?
     
    #13 boomboom, Mar 23, 2021
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    Close...

     
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    Presti toilet thoughts...

    Q: What kind of shorts does a cloud wear.
    Thunderwear.
     
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    Lot of my toilet time , not surprisingly, is spent on Clutchfans. Between here, and just looking up sports articles ... political articles... and whatever else is interesting in the news. Most of my toilet thoughts consist of having to go back to work once I'm done, but grateful that I get a break to poop.
     
    #16 TWS1986, Mar 25, 2021
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