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Toilet paper is archaic?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by bigbadjon_e, Jun 25, 2009.

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  1. bigbadjon_e

    bigbadjon_e Member

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    People should be embarrassed to buy this, unless you have the hands of a 90 year old arthritic woman.



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    #1 bigbadjon_e, Jun 25, 2009
  2. Dei

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    The bonus item looks way more useful.
     
    #2 Dei, Jun 25, 2009
  3. SwoLy-D

    SwoLy-D Contributing Member

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    All kidding aside... you mean to say that 90-year-old women with arthritis can't wipe? Seriously? :( Can't they use the other hand?

    I think we've evolved as humans with "long enough" arms to not need an additional 18" that's what she said. :eek:
     
    #3 SwoLy-D, Jun 25, 2009
  4. Master Baiter

    Master Baiter Contributing Member

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    It looks like you would use it to hit the G-spot.
     
    #4 Master Baiter, Jun 25, 2009
  5. dianap07

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    I know the thing looks ridiculous and it kinda is but I remember seeing some show about little people. This girl actually made a device that looks like that because she needed it. Her arms were too short.

    I still say the Snuggie and the ShamWow are the greatest inventions ever! They should put those two together and make a SnugWow. Just imagine....
     
    #5 dianap07, Jun 25, 2009
  6. RKREBORN

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    Ass douche? :eek:
     
    #6 RKREBORN, Jun 25, 2009
  7. Supermac34

    Supermac34 President, Von Wafer Fan Club

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    I use three seashells.
     
    #7 Supermac34, Jun 25, 2009
  8. SwoLy-D

    SwoLy-D Contributing Member

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    ^ You know how to use the three shells?!?!? Teach me. :eek:
     
    #8 SwoLy-D, Jun 25, 2009
  9. firecat

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    The voice of the commercial sounds like Cartman's mom.

    I also like how they talk about toilet paper being obsolete but that this device still uses toilet paper.

    Poor fat guy has to say that there are some advantages to being a "big guy". Too bad he's to "big" to wipe.
     
    #9 firecat, Jun 25, 2009
  10. Franchise3

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    I always wondered how fat people wipe.
     
    #10 Franchise3, Jun 25, 2009
  11. Cannonball

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    It's called a **** stick.
     
    #11 Cannonball, Jun 25, 2009
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    "Being a big guy has it's advantages."

    Uh....what advantages are those? Having someone else wipe your ass?


    And was anyone else oddly aroused by the blonde chick doing the demonstrations?
     
    #12 ima_drummer2k, Jun 25, 2009
  13. Major Malcontent

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    That guy isn't any bigger than me. I can assure you that he is perfectly capable of wiping himself in the standard manner.
     
    #13 Major Malcontent, Jun 25, 2009
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    Toilet paper is archaic. So there's an extender device that... requires putting big wads of toilet paper at the end of it ? :confused:

    Thats like saying ATM cards are archaic. Then making a long thing device where you attach the ATM card at the end of it to put in the machine
     
    #14 Shroopy2, Jun 25, 2009
  15. DonkeyMagic

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    hey...you can't beat me to that line


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    #15 DonkeyMagic, Jun 25, 2009
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  17. Franchise3

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    Sir, you may be on to something here...if I were you I'd draw up some rough specifications and take a trip down to your local patent office ASAP.

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    #17 Franchise3, Jun 25, 2009
  18. kaleidosky

    kaleidosky Your Tweety Bird dance just cost us a run

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    you know what's archaic? Power buttons on computers.

    I'm coming out with an app where you can now press a button on your iphone to turn on your computer. pretty amazing
     
    #18 kaleidosky, Jun 25, 2009
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    KEEP YOUR DIGNITY ?!??! uh huh.
     
    #19 cson, Jun 25, 2009
  20. Fatty FatBastard

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    I've got a question. Who uses those wet ones as toilet paper? I've noticed a ton of girls do that these days. I can't bring myself to using them, but I do keep one on top of the toilet for women.
     
    #20 Fatty FatBastard, Jun 25, 2009
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