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Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by tinman, Nov 5, 2007.

  1. tinman

    tinman Contributing Member
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    It started when Calvin Murphy and Rudy T
    moved from San Diego to build Clutch City
    before Vince Young ran in the Bowl of Roses
    Calvin, Rudy, and went to the finals with Moses
    The uniforms were so much better looking back in the day
    the ones worn by Wiggins, Lloyd and Rodney McCray
    In 84 we got the best player named Akeem
    In 85 we were full steam
    beating the Lakers, Ralph over Kareem
    going to the finals again, we must succeed
    we'll win one for you Ralph and Robert Reid
    Go back and win it all, we'd be the spoilers
    cause the Rockets are superior to the Astros and the Houston Oilers
    rebuild with talent, we got plenty
    when traded for Otis Thorpe and Kenny
    Smith, the Rockets were raising hell
    drafting NBA Superstars like Horry and Cassell
    And of course the story that we all need to know
    when the Rockets were labeled CHOKE CITY by Eddie Sefko
    Til the second half, then Clutch City came alive
    Mad Max burnt the Suns for 35
    Rolled through the Jazz and then came New York City
    beat them in 7 and showed them no pity
    We can't repeat, the haters threw us aside
    we pulled a trade sending Otis for Clyde
    another exciting playoff with the suns and hold your breath
    whew! thank god for Mario's kiss of Death
    then onto San Antonio where we had this story
    Dream rocking David, and game winning shots by Horry
    Onto the Magic with Shaq and Penny
    Nick Andersen missed 4 and Kenny hit many
    3 pointers and we swept them in 4
    Brought back to back to the Summit Floor.
    The next year we got swept by Kemp and Gary
    trade to beat these guys was necessary
    so we got Chuck, one of the greatest and he shows
    he can help us beat Seattle and throw haters out the windows
    But we lost in a heartbreaker to stockton and malone
    so we call go to free agency and called scottie on the phone
    big mistake, like over cooked steak
    but we got a break
    like cheeseburgers and fries
    we ordered up a cuttino-burger and stevie-franchise
    and a mo taylor and kelvin kato
    we thought we got beef but we just got tomato
    alot of fun, but not where we want to be
    Les called up a certain JVG
    to be a coach with Yao and Tmac and Bobby Sura
    We were the star trek crew with Spock, Kirk and Ohura
    Two heartbreaking losses in playoffs to Dallas and Utah
    led to a new regime with Ricky A and Luis Scola
    just when Rocket fans wanted someone to blame,
    we dropped Juwan and signed Mikes James!
    Now we're undefeated out in the West
    trying to be the NBA's Best
    Win the championship this year? its not absurd
    I hope HeyPartner didn't steal your password.
     
  2. The_Yoyo

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    ok thanks that just made my morning
     
  3. knickstorm

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    where's the hook?
     
  4. tinman

    tinman Contributing Member
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    Rolling down the street like Rick Adelman
    reading scouting reports and drinking juice
    laid back
    with my mind on Rafer
    and Rafer on my mind
     
  5. Murph23

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    Kenny "No Jet" Smith sux! :D
     
  6. tinman

    tinman Contributing Member
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    Kenny's got 2 rings
    and lots of bling

    Steve's got none
    but Rafer's having fun

    Kenny's got 2 rings
    and lots of bling
     
  7. bladeage

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    cue "Souljah Boy" beat..
     
  8. Murph23

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    Kenny he ain't no jet.

    Kenny may be a witch.

    Kenny is a idiot!

    Kenny is Barkley's Biatch!

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  9. bladeage

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    Here is a good song..

    "We Want Steve!!.. Yes We do!!!
     
  10. mzymmm

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    Why doesn't this board has ssl certificate, password get stolen is so stupid lol. C'mon $99 a year, Clutch should be able to afford that.
     
  11. Pizza_Da_Hut

    Pizza_Da_Hut I put on pants for this?

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    Tinman, we need to find you a girlfriend man. Good rap tho.
     
  12. daRox

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    he has a girlfriend. Her name is "Rockets"

    don't mess with his girlfriend
     
  13. tinman

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    Murph23 got
    a PHD
    ...

    PLAYA HATIN DEGREE
     
  14. tinman

    tinman Contributing Member
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    contribute to the tipjar
    and the rockets will go very far
    contribute to the tipjar
    cause Clutch is a superstar
    contribute to the tipjar
    cause its politically correct like Bill Mahr
    contribute to the tipjar
    its not who you were, its who you are
     
  15. tinman

    tinman Contributing Member
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    We want Steve
    cause they want to believe
    not because they know
    they won't let go
    they won't let go

    Stevie francis use to like run and gun
    and have some fun
    with cuttino and shandon anderson
    he was all star
    that's what we were led to believe
    but it turns out that whole
    team seemed to overachieve
    under Rudy T
    where players can succeed
    cause they bleed
    the Red and Gold
    but now Stevie is old..

    We want Steve
    cause they want to believe
    not because they know
    they won't let go
    they won't let go
     
  16. cdrive

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    yo check this,

    they say he's outta shape

    but who's wearin da cape?

    who else this year has jumped more
    than 4 and a half feet off the floor?

    who else has jumped as high
    as stevie franchise?

    stevie jumpin mountain tops
    while skip is brickin tear drops

    in the playoffs, stevie is proven to explode
    in the playoffs, luther is proven to implode

    yao's hook is lookin mean
    tracy's layups lis peachy keen

    when i run out of stuff to say i say jelly bean
     
  17. Murph23

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    Only hatin to that idiot and gum smiling Kenny "No Jet" Smith! :D
     
  18. tinman

    tinman Contributing Member
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    Murph23
    got a phd
    in hating kenny
    just a trollin hater
    and a rockets faker

    kenny will always have rings
    and lots of bling
    kenny will always have rings
    and lots of bling
     
  19. NIKEstrad

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    http://www.clutchfans.net/tipjar.cfm

    And that was awesome, tinman.
     
  20. MR. MEOWGI

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    Yo check it Dawg
    I'm the MC rappin down the street
    I have some fly sneakers on
    my feet and I tap to the beat
    And you know I get busy
    so I use the calendar on my PDA
    I can sync it with Outlook
    the 2.0 USB way
    Now my Homie is a felon
    for kickin someones melon
    And you know Im getting paid
    Drinkin beer just like a German maid
    I'm out.

    Peace.
     

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