Last year, we had "Be a Part of Something Big," in honor of Yao's joining the team. So far this year, there's no new slogan. Maybe Tim and the marketing folks are going to roll one out with the new uniforms in September. There are soooooooo many facets of this year's team that they could focus on: The new coach, Moochie's newly slick head, Yao telling the press that his name is actually Hyao Ming (just kidding!), etc. And now, from the home office near Fairfax and La Brea in Los Angeles... The Top 10 Rockets Advertising Slogans for This Year 10> Be a Part of Something Bald 9> Larry Brown, Schmarry Brown 8> Come Watch Our New Coach Hump the Opposing Team's Center's Leg 7> Guaranteed to Kick Utah's A$$ This Year or Your Money Back 6> Sure, We Sometimes Take Month-Long Vacations When We Should Be Working -- But So Does the President 5> We First Tried to Sign Eddie Van Halen Then Jean Claude Van Damme as Coach 4> New Halftime Treat: Every Fan Gets a Whack at the John Stockton Pinata 3> Hey, Kids, Come See Gundy and Boki! 2> Mo and Eddie: Our Splifferiffic Forwards Will Fire One Up for You! and the Number 1 Rockets Advertising Slogan for This Year... 1> Free Agents? We Don't Need No Steenkin' Free Agents!
/applause.... Well done, I could almost hear Dave reading those out. matter of fact, those are so good, I couldnt even dream of doing better..so I wont try.
they had new Rockets commerical during the Comets game on TV It was the Be Part of Something Big like the ones last year I think they were at Jillians Boki and this little girl did the hammer strength test...and she won! Francis ripped the clothes off of Clutch. i think Yao was in it briefly but I forgot what he did
how bout Yes, Houston Still Has An NBA Team! - NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE HEARTache OF cheering for A team that used to be a CHAMPION! - Hey, You Already Paid For The Arena Anway - Free Roster Spots For The First Three Season-Ticket Buyers! - See the Cavs, Nets, Sixers, Lakers, Suns, Mavs, Spurs, and more! - Be a Part of Something Potential!
1) Be a Part of Something Close to Making the Playoffs! 2) Houston Rockets: Now With 27% More Boki Than Last Year! 3) Got Ewing? 4) One Midseason Trade Away From Greatness! 5) Gundyball: Guaranteed to Be at Least as Interesting as the 98-99 Knicks! 6) We're #3 in Texas! 7) NBA Finals or Bust! ... In the Eastern Conference... 8) This is Your Team... This is Your Team WITH Piatkowski. Any Questions? 9) Houston Rockets: Where Mediocre Free Agents Go For 7-Year Contracts.
hows this People please buy tickets TOO MANY ASAINS, TOO LITTLE TIME NEVER A DULL DAY IN LITTLE CHINA BE PART OF SOMETHING SOON TO BE BORING LIKE THE KNICKS OF 99 BE PART OF SOMETHING THAT CHOKES JASON COLLIER, THE GREAT WHITE HOPE NEVER UNDER ESTIMATE THE HEART OF A BENCH WARMER WITH A STARTER CONTRACT GOT RICE? WE DONT!
This is the way the season ends This is the way the season ends This is the way the season ends Not with a bang but a whimper.
Good post. This gives me an idea. How about a promotional at the game where if you shave your head off at the game, you get your tickets refunded? This will certainly generate alot of BUZZ nationally (yes its a long offseason)
