Friends who a know nothing about a certain subject and ask for advice but only take it like 1% of the time and then complain when things go bad
Is it even legal for an 18 wheeler to drive in the left lane on a highway within city limits? I've seen so many get tickets while in the left lane and those are really the only times I have seen them in the very left lane.
I'm right there with you. It is one thing to agree with his policies, but it another thing to believe he is some sort of messiah.
Houston drivers in general have a wide array of assholery, but maybe if I focused on those who Skype or Facebook while driving. I saw a young lady, maybe no more than 19, on some sort of Skype or Facebook Messenger or whatever it is, while in traffic on Jones Road, just blah-blah-blah laugh-laugh-laugh there's-nothing-wrong-with-me, what's-wrong-with-you-for-thinking-there's-something-wrong-with-me? And I often see drivers on Beltway 8 (a lot of them think they belong in Formula 1) with phone in hand, scrolling what is obviously Facebook. One such driver nearly killed my wife and me (I know it sounds grammatically incorrect, but I think it's "my wife and me", because if you remove "my wife" and it's just "me", then "the driver nearly killed me" as opposed to "the driver nearly killed 'I'", but I digress). Just jumped over into our lane without looking. Even if it weren't for this? Selfish-ass drivers in general are annoying as f***.
You watching who has a phone in their hand but not the fact that you are 2 inches from their bumper. Or the fact that you just crossed 2 lanes of traffic so you didn't have to be behind the slow person. I've never seen one person who honks at somebody for having a phone in their hand not doing just as bad on the freeway. In fact the only reason most drivers in houston even care that somebody is on their phone is because they think IT is the reason they are doing the speed limit and slowing down traffic. lol
You shall not hate your fellow countryman in your heart...You shall not take vengeance, nor bear any grudge against the sons of your people, but you shall love your neighbor as yourself
People who don't fact-check before making political posts on Facebook. I have a couple of family members who do this 10 times a day. Everything they post can be quickly debunked with a quick search of Snopes, and I'm always tempted to do it....but it's a slippery slope. You see, I make it a point to not post political nonsense on Facebook. Just pictures of my kids and my drums. But it's getting harder and harder to not reply and say "uh....this was debunked 4 years ago...." What's funny (and mind-numbingly aggravating) is that if someone else calls them out, they just kind of say "yeah.....well, my point still stands." No, it doesn't. Your "point" was just totally debunked, so it DOESN'T still stand.
Phone texters/hand held callers driving. We need a purge day, I'd enjoy it very much. Long lines at Chic Fil A. All hours, every day. Wanting Chick Fil A every damn Sunday. Uverse. No Borat 2. Getting Indica when I asked for Sativa specifically. Bono. Having to drop major tail after coffee during a 2 hour conference call. Getting an empty can in my 15 pack of All Day IPA. Summer. Forgetting to refill wet wipes. Brown rice.
Hardcore Left and Right Wingers Traffic Stupid drivers Taxes Hardcore religious freaks Uneducated SOB's Wanna be thugs I'm pretty sure I'm leaving some out but that is what comes first.
I hate the traffic update people on the sports radio stations. 1 chick has a terrible lisp. Another does sexy traffic - it's ****ing childish. Another calls himself THE DIESEL. What the ****? You're not the diesel, you're nobody.
Ill be pitching here often you can bet on that. My friend also does a thing that annoys the hell out of me which is try and act like he unsmderstands or knows everything we are watching on tv. Especially anything Nba. He doesnt follow the Nba like i do but anytime i mention something he says something extremely dumb. He always trys to reference players as if he has been following them for a while. Me - "Hey Chris did you hear Dion signed with the Heat? Chris - "ya he came from the cavs" Me - "urr no..." And the worst one is he will never shut up during a live game, constantly making statements and comments to show hes knowledgeable. *watching heat game when broadcaster mentions something about McRoberts Chris - "really? McRoberts? Hes still on there? Me speaking to self- "you dont know anyone on the roster besides Wade so plz stfu"
People complaining about being tired when the only reason they're tired is because they chose to stay up. I never know how long I'll sleep. Some nights it's from 10p-1a, then 4a-5a, and that's it. Yet I don't complain about it the next day at work. Then I hear my coworkers complain about being tired because they decided to stay up until midnight because they just didn't feel like going to sleep, or because they drank a little too much. Well, boo-****ing-hoo. You poor thing. You are paying for your stupid decision, and that is just so unfortunate.
