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The stripper effect

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Htowngenius, Sep 13, 2016.

  1. Htowngenius

    Htowngenius Member

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    For the past 6 months I haven't seen a single article or picture of harden at the "gentlemens" club.

    Thinking we may get mvp runner up harden back!
     
  2. DudeWah

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    Wut.

    Harden is at his best when he goes to strip clubs more often.
     
  3. aussie rocket

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    Off season......:rolleyes:
     
  4. rocketsballin

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    i thought it was strippers > kardashians. the numbers dont lie
     
  5. HayesIsBack

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    Asian hottie + the hover hand for Harden coming season
     
  6. DreamShook

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    Exactly right.

    Harden maintains his super powers with a steady stream of Sex

    Harden wasn't himself last year, not because he was with Khloe Kardashian, but because he wasn't "with" Khloe Kardashian. Harden was abstaining from the sex while Khloe was bringing Lamar Odom back to life.

    Notice things changed when Harden was "unfaithful"... Harden needed to cheat on Khloe for the sake of the Houston Rockets and the city of Houston.

    James Harden: underrated as a hero...
     
  7. Shroopy2

    Shroopy2 Contributing Member

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    Yes for Harden its actually the "Tiger Woods" effect

    The steady stream of stripper tang makes him STRONG.

    Remove it and his powers weaken .
     
  8. DonatasFanboy

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    Haha.

    This reminded me of this non-profit:
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/****_for_Forest

    #****ForRockets ?
     
  9. danoman

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    Just because you haven't seen an article doesn't mean he doesn't have them. I would say he has them at his disposal when ever he wants.
     
  10. PhiSlammaJamma

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    Touched a strippers booby once, Trixie, and a state of a deterministic nonlinear systems resulted in large differences in a later state, as suddenly Corey Brewer could not make a f'in jump shot. Sorry guys.
     
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    Sorta like a hair cut..huh.

    Actually, I think Harden may be toning it down in prep for "Tonio's offense & the new shooters we have.
     
  12. TheRealist137

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    Stipper Harden was runner up MVP, Kardashian Harden was not even all nba 3rd team.

    We don't know whether straight edge Harden is better or worse than stripper Harden since we've never seen it before. All we know is that Kardashian Harden is the worst one. For all we know, straight edge Harden could be way better.
     
  13. J Sizzle

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    The strip club is Harden's temple. It gives him zen. He achieves nirvana. He must return to his home.
     
  14. Mr. Clutch

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    He needs to have that all white yacht party again.
     
  15. Spacemoth

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    Harden should win MVP just for being the ex that sustained the least amount of damage after breaking up with a Kardashian. Most lose their careers at minimum. Others like Odom have nearly died, and one guy decided that he didn't want to be a male anymore.
     
  16. DreamShook

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    that remains to be seen.

    Harden has sustained some damage:
    Left off 3 All-NBA teams despite historic numbers.
    Picture release of unfinished sneakers, "Air Trashbag Lo"
    Viral video of fan telling him to stop flopping

    all minor.
     
  17. Os Trigonum

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    41-41. Less minor.
     
  18. BackdoorHarden

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    Didn't he win NBA 2 years ago when there were daily pictures of him sleeping with chicks and chicks taking selfies with Hardon in bed?

    Harden was with a Karsdashian last year and that was his curse.

    He needs strippers in his life. We all do. We all do
     
  19. Easy

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    Don't be too hard on yourself. Brewer had never been able to make a jump shot.
     
  20. JoeBarelyCares

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    Remember back when Tiger was shagging the girls of Denny's and winning majors?
     

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