The Prepper Thread

There is an old saying in Germany -- "Pink Nazis make the best meth"

 

Got about the same amount for my daughter and I. Been stocking my freezer with meat too. 3 ribeyes, 5 pounds of ground chuck, 3 porter houses, a couple strips, 10 pounds of skirt, couple pounds of flank, couple pounds of chuck, about 10 ponds of sausage and 20-30 pounds of wings/drums/breast chicken. Think it’ll probably last about 2 months. If the power goes out for a couple days I’m ****ed though.

Also 2 half gallons of bluebell, bottle of vodka, 2 bottles of whiskey, 2 bottles of rum, 5 bottles of wine.

 

"Mrs. rimrocker bought this bidet....it's refreshing"??

There's a rim rocking joke in here, somewhere.

 

I am intrigued.

How much does a proper asswasher cost, and how difficult is it to install?

 

$40 same as in New Orleans

 

Man these things are about $35-$40, and they take about 15 mins - we have them all over the house.

Don't spackle your crackle - let spirtz clean your shitz.

DD

 

I've decided to buy all perishables, so that the virus knows I mean business.

 

That is one way to introduce water sports to the relationship.

 

I went to the store again to replenish my supplies, now I got enough dry food to last for 2 months if needed.

They were full of toilet paper and water bottles but you hardly could find any orange juices, chlorine, or dry soups.

 

Fellas leave the damn toilet paper alone. I didnt know that prevents/cures/disinfects viruses. Now I have to use my socks to wipe

 

I feel like a smartie for getting all my prep done early.

 

Any body want to form a Negan gang and start looking for these posters that have the loot? We just need 1 mod to give us their ip address.

 

Look at Mr. Fancypants over here, using socks. Just use your hands - you don't even have to go out for that.

Serious question though - why is everyone stocking up, of all things, on TP? Sanitizers, soaps, bleach I totally get...but why TP?

 

I don’t get that either. Why not toothpaste? I don’t get the water thing either. Is the water system going to magically shut down?

 

I'm not sure about your priorities.