Finally figured out the next door office's beauty queen's smoking schedule. Only problem was I was consumed with work during my last chance to make a move. How about that? Now I have no date for tonight, no plans, I am half-drunk and thinking about hitting the bars. However, everybody seems to be working tonight or doing other ish and doesn't want to tell me. No luck for me, so I too will be posting in the cleverly disguised "I am a hapless loser who can't get a date because he doesn't have the balls to man up and do what it takes to get it done" thread. Heres to you RoxSquad.
Had a full six pack of blue moon at Cap City and could not be happier. Saw a recording of the Taint and Teabag show which is Austin's rock station 93.7 Dudley and Bob's podcast that had Doug Benson on it. Met him before and gave him more Doug Benson name tags that I created and had him be so happy that he is going mention me on Doug Loves Movies. Also had him say that he wanted more name tags. So awesome. Even have pictures of Dudley and Bob wearing the stickers which is really awesome. Then stayed after that show and saw Dan Cummins for the second night in a row. He was still really funny and even did my favorite joke of his just because I told him I was coming to tonight's show. This easily is the 3rd best day ever. Right after number one meeting Hakeem and 2nd winning passes to see KISS front row. And I had my friend drive my to and from Cap City so i didn't have to worry at all on how drunk I got......life is good.
You guys need to peep Gormely getting down with an intense power stance that would skull**** the entire cosmos into oblivion. <iframe width="425" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/87nkJquHnAU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
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heard people partying down the street from my backyard last night at 2 AM, was pretty drunk, just walked into the house like I knew everyone so I drink all their ****, by 5 AM ended up at 4 different houses, now have to work at 11:30. Still drunk. Love college.
So is this like a digital party or something? Or where we all come after a night of drinking to... 1. Talk about our sorrows 2. Talk about life 3. Talk about nothing. 4. Talk out of our asses.
I didn't even make it home until this morning I woke up in some house last night I don't even remember going to. I hade two sets of keys in my pants, but only one set was mine. There was some random CD I've never seen before in my trucks CD player when I went to go home. It was gucci mane. The last memory I have is being at the circle K. I feel like ****.
