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The Khloe Kardashian Curse Thread

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by newAge_Rockets, Oct 30, 2015.

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  1. YaoMing#1

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    Jordyn Woods is not attractive imo.

    She’s not ass ugly but man I don’t understand how any of these athletes would want to mess around with her.

    I guess it’s her inflated profile from running around with the Kardashian’s but still I don’t get it.
     
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    Are you surprised? James is triflin' :(.

    Edit: Never mind! Apparently, this tryst was blessed by Khloe beforehand. [​IMG]
     
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    Maybe this is what Harden was warning Tristan about. Not Khloe.. JORDYN!

    This probably explains the 0-10 shooting from 3 and the ending of the streak. Harden crossing the streams with a Kardashsian.
     
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    This is more of a world problem not just Clutchfans.
    This show is the longest running reality (though it's same plot every year) show of all time.

    People love this trash.
     
  5. TheRealist137

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    Just because you're rich, doesn't mean you turn down free p-tang, especially if it's dangling right there in front of you. Jordyn probably hit James up and said what's up, and what do you expect James to do? Esp if he has got nothing else going on that night.
     
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    Every year on that stupid show, someone is cheating on someone

    It's part of the narrative

    It makes them money

    The funny part is people are 'shocked', hilarious
     
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    Had no clue who the hell this Woods character is but apparently she likes the WOOD. A quick google search shows me she must have a great personality or her hoo-ha can do backflips and the such.

    Everything surrounding the kardashians should be immediately met with fire.
     
  8. vick

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    He put the Euro steep on her, then he slammed it home.
     
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    Step not steep
     
  10. YaoMing#1

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    Understood

    With that said I’d imagine she’s not the only girl doing that, which was my point.

    If you got options why settle for her?
     
  11. tinman

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    I think Harden has a streak of more than 30 hoes and she's just one of them
     
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    I refuse the believe grown men actually care about this.

    Must be more 15 year old girls in this site than I realized.
     
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    It's just one night.

    James can smash other random bimbos that he finds hotter the other 364 nights of the year, why wouldn't he be the least bit curious about this Jordyn chick given that he has known her probably since before she turned 18 when he was dating Khloe.

    In other words, if you are a billionaire, do you have to eat at a fancy steak house every night? What if you just want to grab some McDonald's?

    Food is food.

    Sex is sex.
     
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    Yikes.
     
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    Is it coincidence that Harden's shooting has gone down the toilet in the past week?
     
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    What? "Sex is sex?" That's nonsense, dude. My guess is that you have no experience with good sex, much less great sex, with all due respect.

    You need to get out more.
     
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    Khloe is a single woman again. They need to get back together so we can win the chip this year! I think that's how it works.

    "Food is food" is a pretty preposterous statement to me as well. :p
     
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    Scott Foster has NOTHING on the Kardashians for screwing NBA players
     

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