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The Holy Grail Script contest

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Behad, Dec 16, 2001.

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  1. mc mark

    mc mark Contributing Member

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    actually its...

    <i>When danger reared its ugly head,
    He bravely turned his tail and fled</i>
     
  2. mc mark

    mc mark Contributing Member

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    BRIDGEKEEPER:
    <i>Who approaches the Bridge of Death
    Must answer me...</i>
     
  3. Behad

    Behad Contributing Member

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    these questions three, ere the other side to see.


    Just so you know, mcmark, my brother and I have watched this movie over 200 times apiece, and have spent countless hours memorizing the script.

    (ok, that sounds a lot dorkier when I read it myself)


    Now then, let's see what you got, Mark. What are the two animals named in the opening credits?
     
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    that was easy behad!

    moose and llama

    Oh, and I know for a fact there were four Icky's after they said ni, not just 3. I had the soundtrack on CD and listened to it too often...
     
  5. mc mark

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    Well you got me beat in the dork department! ;) I've only seen it maybe a few dozen times. But it was real big in my group in High School.

    dylan beat me to it, but I must admit I did not know the answer to this one!

    Okay, I admit it! You <i>are</i> a bigger dork than I am!
     
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    BLACK KNIGHT: <i>I'm invincible! </i>
     
  7. Behad

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    You're a looney!



    ROGER:
    Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say 'ni' at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land. Nothing is sacred.
     
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    Arthur: "You're a looney."




    BEDEVERE:
    What also floats in water?
     
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    <i>Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress at this point in time. </i>

    BEDEVERE:
    What also floats in water?

    <i>A Duck</i>
     
  10. Behad

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    Recited that from memory, huh Mark??;) ;)

    OK, here's one that will be hard to find (I hope):

    FATHER:
    Please! Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion!
     
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    You forget that I'm an actor! ;)
     
  12. Behad

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    Um, yes I did forget...:eek:
     
  13. HOOP-T

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    "Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who. We are here today to witness the union of two young people in the joyful bond of the holy wedlock. Unfortunately, one of them, my son Herbert, has just fallen to his death."

    BRIDGEKEEPER:
    Stop! What... is your name?
    GALAHAD:
    'Sir Galahad of Camelot'.
    BRIDGEKEEPER:
    What... is your quest?
    GALAHAD:
    I seek the Grail.
    BRIDGEKEEPER:
    What... is your favourite colour?
    GALAHAD:
    Blue. No, yel-- auuuuuuuugh!
     
  14. DaDakota

    DaDakota If you want to know, just ask!

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    Frenchman Continued:Now go away or I shall taunt you a 2nd time !


    We are no longer the knights who say nee.......


    DaDakota
     
  15. BobFinn*

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    Pictures from the movie:

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  16. Behad

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    I have a good bit of trivia for you MP fans:

    Why did they end the movie the way they did?
     

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