The CC.Net BBS Family

i'm the dorky younger brother you all make fun of until you need help on some homework, and i eventually help b/c i'm too nice not to. and because y'all let me watch your pornstar girlfriends (this family apparently has 4) change in your rooms through strategic peep holes.

 

I'm the guy who lives two blocks away, yet you can still hear my music.

 

I want to be the neighbor whose face you never see, but is always dispensing great wisdom.

 

Have they ever showed his face on the tv show?

 

ill be the guy that always wins at video games.

 

just consider me to be Laslo Hollyfeld....

you are never really sure I was there....but there are Dr Peppers missing, and someone watered down the booze...

 

I'm the older fellow sitting in a chair on the left hand side of the divan... muttering about what a grand time he had in the '60's and the 13th Floor Elevators. Everyone thinks they may be related to him , but they're not sure.

A topic in the kitchen is "he's not related to me, is he related to you?"

"No, I thought he was a relative of yours."

"Uh, no. Whoever he is, I think he had too much fun back in the day. A while ago he was carrying on about going to a party with Bubble Puppy, or a puppy in a bubble... maybe it was making bubbles with a pipe. Beats me."

"Well, don't say 'back in the day' to him. I did, and he looked at me like I was demented."

"Nah, he looks that way at everyone."

 

I'm the creepy guy in the bushes.

 

Let's see if I can play this "Family" game-

Heypartner can be Squeaky Fromme.
Rocketman Tex can be Tex Watson.
Batman Jones is definitely Susan Atkins.
Franchise Blade can be Leslie Van Houten.
Jeff is most definitely Dennis Wilson.
Macbeth, of course, is Charlie.

Despite the fact that you want me to be Leo Labianca, I am instead Vincent Bugliosi (up until the Clinton Impeachment, when I morph into Ken Starr).

 

I'm not sure what would be worse, this sit-com or another dose of reality TV.

 

"I was born a poor black child."

Black sheep anyone?

 

You are a real genius.

You jerk.

 

O'Doyle Rules! O'Doyle Rules! O'Doyle Rules!

 

*NEWSFLASH*

After half an episode, the much anticipated "BBS Family" has been cancelled. Creator MacBeth aka JAG was unavailable for comment.
In a related story, rumors that MacBeth (aka JAG) and Mrs. JB (aka Jeff's old lady) are secretly planning to adopt a rapping midget (aka Lil J.).

 

I'm the Godfather



"Because a man that doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man. "

 

Jeez...where would I fit into this family? Any suggestions?

 

You would either be that teacher that all the siblings hated because you were such a hardass or you would be that teacher that all the siblings loved to play pranks on.

 

Well that sucks...
I'm hated because I'm a jerk, or I'm loved because I'm a dork.
DETENTION FOR EVERYONE!!! {...Walks off revealing "KICK ME" sign on backside and toilet paper stuck on shoe...}

 

Uh....what? Seriously, care to divulge further?

 

I've got to be the guy who tries to get to know everyone, and thus never gets to know any one person really well. I'm also always ready to go to the titty bar when funds permit, and I'm always looking for an excuse to crack open a beer. As a result, I never get anything productive done, unless it involves my beloved Mustang.

Me and Falcon are the resident car guys, easily ready to crap on Chevys, rice-rockets, and other imports because Fords rule, and if you have any other opinion, we won't take you to the titty bar.