Texans release Sam Montgomery, Cierre Wood and Willie Jefferson

Reports say it was pretttttty dank

 

Lol I'd like to see those reports

 

Source: High Times

 

Let's put it this way. If they caught Watt smoking a J.J. in his room I don't think he would get cut. FTFY:grin:

 

cant believe no ones said this yet.... they were caught smoking each others cigars nomsayin #homo

 

How bout you waive yourself, ricksmith?

Also waive the HC.

Stubborn ass beetches.

 

Sounds.....creamy

 

Texans should release about half the team, because most of them are butt ****ing worthless.

 

It's going to be so Texans when these three ball out at their next stop. It's becoming a trend. Trindon Holliday, Quinten Demps, Jacoby, Chris Jones, etc.

Maybe it's not them. Maybe it's us.

 

Seriously these guys are just not very bright. Especially those that had concerns in college. You have to remember these are rookies who really haven't cracked into the rotation at all. If they were someone of more importance to the team they wouldn't just be cut like this. They screwed up and now will have to hope another team gives them a shot.

 

You forgot

2010 - SF - Huff
2009 - NYY - Pettitte
2008 - PHI - Lidge
2007 - BOS - Lugo
2006 - STl - Wilson
2005 - CHW - Everett
2004 - BOS - Schilling
2003 - FLA - Castro
2002 - ANA - Wall
2001 - ARI - Johnson
2000 - NYY - Gooden
1999 - NYY - juden
1998 - NYY - Bruske
1997 - FLA - Cangelosi
1996 - NYY - Boehringer
1995 - ATL - Clark

(and so on)

 

LOL of course it couldn't have been just a cigar. Nobody smokes swisher sweets, by itself, casually.

 

I'm in the land, L.A, land of the sticky
Sup? What ch'all *****z know bout that purple weed *****?
Show y'all *****z some ****, it's that sticky, that bud
Indo, hydro, open up the window, I'm bout to blow
That fire ****, ***** what ch'all, what ch'all got?
What ch'all got to roll 'em up?
Pack woods? Garcia Vegas? Straight chocolate Phillies?
***** straight? ***** I'll twist it in the Black 'n' Milds?
Y'all *****z don't know nuttin' about them Coronas
Cognac, J.O.B., one point five

Break it up, chop it up, cut it up, tuck the end
Take the Phillie out and roll it up
Light it, hit it, hold it, pass puff puff blow it up
See some of y'all *****z be talkin' about blowin'
But can't handle the doja
Gettin' sleepy 'n' ****, quittin' all early, b**** you ain't no smoker
Y'all must think used to hittin' that dirt
The sticks with the brown buds
Me, I ain't got **** else to do
***** I'm 'bout to get ****ed up

Two cases of green optimos burned away
A.M. done turned to P.M.
And night time done turned back to day, I'm still smokin'
Feelin' sporty in my hotel, spent the whole day gettin' loaded
It's nothin' but smoke 'til there's nothin' to smoke
It's nothin' but sticky and nothin' but doja
Disconnect the smoke detector and put a wet towel up under the door
Nobody around me mo' dope for me, I got the whole tree
Leftovers for me, this b**** off the hee
Button up 'cause suck 'em up is a pet peeve

First don't put my lighter in your pocket
Second don't wet my God damn weed
That's just two, before I could get to three and fo'
Five and six, I heard a dum, dum, dum, dum at the do'
Evidence all over, I've been doin' somethin' serious
Gotta hide this ****, 'cause I know that's hotel security
I played it off, I said, "Come back later I ain't got on no clothes"
He said, "Sorry sir, I don't mean to disturb ya, but I smell smoke"

**** it just went to jail for that ****, I ain't goin' back
I done ate an ounce and I'ma flush the rest
'Cause I ain't goin' out like that
Sprayin' cologne and cuttin' on the shower, tryin' to clear it up
Workin' like a dog but I gotta open the do, fukkit here go nuthin'
The do' swung open and some young ***** talkin' 'bout
"What's happenin'?"
He said, "I know you got that fire, sell your boy a sack!"

Ain't that a b****, boy you betta get your b**** ass up outta here
***** I'd think you the mother****in' police
I done threw all my mother****in' weed away
****in' with you old b**** ass *****
*****, get your mother****in' hoe ass up outta here
b**** before I stomp your b**** ass, ****
Boy this ***** done blew my mother****in' high

 

Spurs (in a much smaller city) are closer to dominating us than just being a little better. Rockets also have the stigma of astrick championships. Who knows what would've happened if certain guys didn't attempt homeruns, but the stigma is there.

btw- winning %

SA/LAL/BOS

.590/.619/.594

 

Yeah, but wouldn't you be fired if you were caught blazing in a bathroom of a hotel your company paid for on a work trip? I know I would be fired immediately...