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Terrible Movies That You Enjoy

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  1. Jontro

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    i've read eaters of the dead several times and enjoyed the last reading as much as the first. however it is probably the only case i've come across where i enjoyed the movie more than the book. the book is still my favorite along with great gatsby, but the movie is really enjoyable.

    btw is beastmaster the one with heman? that was an underrated movie.
     
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    Good on ya.

    It was a week long family trip to Galveston that hooked me. The parents rented the VHS for us cousins... just that one tape for 7 days. We wore that **** out.


    Wadsworth: Professor Plum, you were once a professor of psychiatry specializing in helping paranoid and homicidal lunatics suffering from delusions of grandeur.

    Professor Plum: Yes, but now I work for the United Nations.

    Wadsworth: So your work has not changed.
     
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    Let's be cops
    Grandma's boy
    Kindergarten cop
    First kid
    Romeo must die
    Cradle 2 the grave
    Exit wounds
     
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    Not Another Teen Movie
    Staten Island Summer
     
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    Strange Wilderness

    "You say 'Dick', I come running."
     
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    This was gonna be my comment. Not terrible.
     
  8. Air Langhi

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    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102915/

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    Some of great quotes:
    Johnny Murata: Kenner, just in case we get killed, I wanted to tell you, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen on a man.
    Chris Kenner: [nods] Thanks. I don't know what to say.
    Johnny Murata: How about "Don't get killed"?

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    This movie is so terrible:


    Cammy: Cammy here. Are you all right?
    Colonel Guile: I'm okay. I'm just half dead.
    Cammy: And Bison?
    Colonel Guile: All dead.
     
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  9. CCorn

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    Sharks can only be found in 2 places on earth.

    The northern and Southern Hemisphere.

    Such a bad movie but such amazing quotes, similar to Idiocracy.
     
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  10. CCorn

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    And rotten tomatoes can be dumb. Critic score on grandmas boy is like a 10, and that's easily the greatest movie ever.
     
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    Rocketman
    Old Godzilla movies
    The Warriors
     
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    That shark scene at the end made me cry with laughter for about 15 minutes
     
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  13. Jontro

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    i agree that most of these movies are terrible, with the exception of kindergarten cop
     
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    Most iconic trash flix for me haha ... more Bodyguard than Romeo, RIP sweet girl

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    Legend - 48% RT
    The Wraith - 33% RT
    Firefox - 45% RT
    Red Dawn - 48% RT
    Iron Eagle 2 - 29% RT
    The Beastmaster - 42% RT
    American Ninja 2 - 39% RT
    Delta Force - 20% RT
    Missing in Action - 21% RT
    Death Wish 3 - 5% RT
    Cat's Eye - 49% RT
    Silver Bullet - 47% RT
    Cloak & Dagger - 55% RT
    Johnny Dangerously - 47% RT
    Spies Like Us - 35% RT
    Porky's - 30% RT
    No Retreat, No Surrender - 0% RT
    The Last Dragon - 33% RT

    Childhood favorites turned adult guilty pleasures.
     
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    Day After Tomorrow and 2012
     
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    Kindergarten Cop and Cop and a Half were two of my favorite movies growing up.

    Also 2 Ninjas were high up there on my list to go along with all the Ace Ventura's and Dumb and Dumber. The 90s were fun for silly ass movies.
     
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  19. FLASH21

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    Almost forgot the Van Damme movies:

    The Quest
    Lionheart
    Double Impact
    Timecop
    Double Team
    Kickboxer
    Street Fighter
    Universal Soldier... maybe this one and Timecop may not have been too dumb.

    Put Mortal Kombat on my list for action movies as well as all the TMNT movies.
     
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  20. Jugdish

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    You forgot Sudden Death!
     

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