Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning to do its own, entitled "Survivor-Texas Style". The contestants will start in Dallas, travel to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, on to EL Paso, then on to Midland, Odessa, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there, they'll proceed to Abilene, Ft Worth, and finally back to Dallas. Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read: "I'm gay...I love the Dixie Chicks...I'm a vegetarian...I voted for Al Gore...George Strait Sucks...Hillary in 2004!...and I'm here to confiscate your guns!". The first one that makes it back to Dallas alive, WINS.
Comin in from Dallas ya say? I'll be waiting on the side of I-45 with my shotgun, I'mon make sure nun dem panzy assed pusses make it out alive. Yeehaw darlin we have liberal for supper tonight.
Giddy, you need a new writer. I heard this one back in 1997, substituting "Bill Clinton" for "Al Gore", "2000" for "2004", and substituting a pro-abortion sentence for the Dixie Chicks part. YAWN
