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Stupid human tricks

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by BobFinn*, Mar 5, 2003.

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  1. BobFinn*

    BobFinn* Contributing Member

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    Stupid human tricks: Shaquille O'Neal broke his two bottom front teeth Sunday while chewing on a plastic bottle cap. He needed five hours of dental surgery Monday to repair the damage.

    Far from embarrassed, O'Neal showed off a Polaroid close-up of his face during surgery, wires tugging at every corner of his mouth, and a red rubber apparatus (for nitrous oxide) over his nose. It was quite an image -- think Bozo in bondage.

    "I was chewing on a bottle top, and I broke some of my grill," he said. "And Shaquille O'Neal without a nice grill don't look right, so I had to go to the dentist and fix it up."

    Of course, some people just chew gum.

    "Yeah," O'Neal said, "but I'm a weirdo."

    http://www.dailynews.com/Stories/0,1413,200~20955~1220915,00.html
     
    #1 BobFinn*, Mar 5, 2003
  2. Invisible Fan

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    Last year Shaq injured his wrist after he watched Spiderman and tried to climb his wall.
     
    #2 Invisible Fan, Mar 5, 2003
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    The Big r****d.
     
    #3 R0ckets03, Mar 5, 2003
  4. JuanValdez

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    Well, he was playing with his son.
     
    #4 JuanValdez, Mar 5, 2003
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    The Big Aristupid
     
    #5 CLFranchise, Mar 5, 2003
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    And he's complaining about not getting enough touches now.
     
    #6 LiTtLeY1521, Mar 5, 2003
  7. Vengeance

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    I love Shaq -- he's kindof like Bill Walton. You never know what the hell is going to come out of his mouth, but it's either going to shock or confuse you . . .
     
    #7 Vengeance, Mar 5, 2003
  8. Drexlerfan22

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    The difference is that Walton isn't as stupid as he makes himself out to be...
     
    #8 Drexlerfan22, Mar 5, 2003
  9. Roc Paint

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    Anything preformed by members of Jackass.
    There is no wonder there is such a need for nurses now a days.
    1. Jackass
    2. X-Games
    3. Wrestling
    That's all for for now, but I'm sure you all can come up with others..
     
    #9 Roc Paint, Mar 6, 2003
  10. cson

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    - should we have a poll?
     
    #10 cson, Mar 6, 2003
  11. Bailey

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    I know one thing... Shaq makes me laugh more consistently than any other pro athlete!
     
    #11 Bailey, Mar 6, 2003
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    Go for it. Walton is light years ahead of Shaq intellectually. Be prepared for a surprise if you think Shaq woud win the poll.
     
    #12 GATER, Mar 6, 2003
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    Key word AS :D
     
    #13 Drexlerfan22, Mar 6, 2003
  14. Vengeance

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    Yeah, Bill Walton is a REALLY bright guy, he just hides it in his strangeness and flamboyance. I don't think Shaq is all that dumb, I think he just kindof jokes about it like that. He's not Bill Walton, but I'd say he's much brighter than he seems . . .
     
    #14 Vengeance, Mar 6, 2003
  15. Panda

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    Shaq was on the Leno show several years ago. Jay asked him "What name would you choose as a pro wrestler?" Shaq said something like "The Bigfooted Tornado." Shaq is good at saying dumb and funny things.
     
    #15 Panda, Mar 7, 2003
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