Strip Club

if ur looking for action, ur doing it wrong

 

I don't blame him too much for wanting to avoid periods during a strip club excursion.

 

Does Houston still have that no touching rule for lap dances?

If you want to take a trip, Dallas has plenty of soild strip clubs. Haven't been to a strip club in Houston since I was in college.

 

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Oceans?

 

This. Plus, its BYOB.

 

then, there is no good reason to go to a strip club.

strip clubs are good for affection, if you have no other means.
and drugs, if you have no other means.

 

the ritz is good for both.

 

Telling ya man....im telling ya....Ritz FTW

 

You want action?? Then your not looking to go to a strip club your looking for an Asian Spa, there's plenty of those too in Houston and you go straight to the point.

 

Men's Club has pretty decent looking girls, but they have to wear those damn pasties...

 

COLORADO.

 

Legends is the only strip club I've been to. My freinds took me for my 20th B-Day and it was aight.

I was a bit skeptical going to one because I usually am not into women being objectified like that but man, them things wuz bouncin up and down my tighs!

The cover is like 20 dollars and the lap dances were 5 bucks since it was a B-Day discount.

 

Ok so haven't been in years but, you guys are wrong, there is no Ritz anymore. I live right there and drive by it everyday. It hasn't been the Ritz in quite a while, and now it's nothing. So plan b?

Edit. I was thinking Rick's. Ritz is there forget what I said

 

I don't think by action he means get laid by a 45 year old Asian woman who doesn't speak English.

 

you got laid by the owner

 

There are no more fully nude clubs inside Houston's city limits.

If you are looking for a fully nude club there are two in South Houston. Show Palace is by far the best bang for your buck. If you like hot latina girls you can't do better. Show Palace is located on Spencer Highway between Shaver and Allen-Genoa. XTC is the other fully nude club in South Houston and it's located on Old Galveston Rd/Highway 3 between College Ave and Winkler Dr. They recently just re-opened after a complete renovation but I have yet to pay them a visit since the re-opening. Before the remodel they paled in comparison to Show Palace.

Touching rules are very relaxed at these two clubs.

Cover charge is usually $15-20 on weekends and they are both BYOB.

If you are going during the week they offer free cover charge.

 

This.

Make the trip to Dallas one weekend. Go to The Clubhouse. Full nude BYOB. You'll have the time of your life.