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"Strip Club Diaries"

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by El Hitman, May 16, 2011.

  1. heypartner

    heypartner Contributing Member

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    Oh, photo ops uploaded via iPhone. $20. Vids $40.

    Call it: Pics or GTFO option package.

    Seriously, btw, how do you deal with phone cameras nowadays. Seems like blackmail potential. Do you allow it or have any issue?
     
  2. RV6

    RV6 Contributing Member

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    I meant having guys pay their lap dance fee and then lining up for the dances. If you have an equal number of guys and dancers each time, then the women should make what they usually do for regular lap dances.

    And what's the usual ratio of straight dancers to lesbians?
     
  3. bobrek

    bobrek Politics belong in the D & D

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    Then why did you say this?

    "You notice how all the strip clubs in Houston are now selling $1 drinks during the day? Along with a lunch/dinner buffet? That was our idea."
     
  4. vlaurelio

    vlaurelio Contributing Member

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    I'm not talking about buying the real estate property but just the existing strip club business in order to get the license/permit transferred because I heard city of Houston does not give out new licenses/permits for strip clubs anymore..
     
  5. El Hitman

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    Because 3 yrs ago we were the only ones at the time.
     
  6. El Hitman

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    We're looking into this one club into the southwest and we're gonna buy the club renovate it and then pay rent, and the one of the partners that owns the lot has an existing liquor license. So we're good to go. Maybe in 3 weeks we'll be up and running.
     
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    tmoney1101 Contributing Member

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    That might be the worst idea I've ever heard.

    The last thing you want to do with a semi is get in dude-line.
     
  8. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Contributing Member

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    Hitman last time you posted a thread about one of your clubs it was probably one of the worst in the history of Houston. It wasn't very long ago that you started that thread.
     
  9. El Hitman

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    If I catch you taking pictures...I'll literally go thru your phone and erase them. We keep an eye out for guys taking pictures for their viewing pleasure or to post online. I hate those idiots.
     
  10. heypartner

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    I have another idea....just rolling in them.

    Punch cards...10th lap dance is free. Each dancer could have a personalized punch card as an incentive for them to develop repeat customers. Or a group of girls could share a punch card as a semi franchise. haha just not sure where they'd keep their puncher.
     
  11. Shaud

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    Bible Study
     
  12. El Hitman

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    Well went...we saw...and we kicked it's ass. Read the previous pages.
     
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    I live in the area all my life and I rarely get pulled over unless you are into something shady then thats another story. Hi-10 East is by the movie theater and gym I go to. I used to go there, but the women in there look like they just gave birth the day before. And I don't like how they force you to buy drinks.
     
  14. Shaud

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    Will you offend your strippers by calling them assets?
     
  15. El Hitman

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    I like your thinking. But I got one better...every day we would have a raffle...and prizes would include 3 free dances, free shots or drinks, free VIP card, or even a free bottle of champagne to the winning customer. Stuff like that is inexpensive and will keep the customers coming back for more and more.
     
  16. heypartner

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  17. El Hitman

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    I believe you. Some of those dancers that are in there gmhave been working there for more than 7 yrs. We went in there back in feb with our ideas and reinvented the place within the limitations we were given. We had 21 dancers this one Friday and 115 customers. We started with 6 dancers and 20 customers average per day. We did all this in 3 months. And sales skyrocketed. But in the end we pulled out, because the owners started getting greedy and wouldn't let us make our money and never gave us a raise. So we left 2 weeks ago. I give it a month and everything will return to ****. Cause we took all of our staff and girls when we left. They don't know how to replicate our success. And from what I hear they are really trying.
     
  18. heypartner

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    aim higher. Raffle off their panties. Winner gets to pick whose panties he wants. And you could sell them at the door underneath a glass counter for $1000. Once worn! Vacuum sealed packaging. CSI had a show about this. The raffle would be marketing for the panty counter. I swear you can do that.
     
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    My idea, three words:

    Gospel Brunch Sundays
     
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  20. KingCheetah

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    Looked at them all -- saw no ass kicking.
     

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