One day Shawn Bradley wakes up and says to himself, TODAY, SHAWN BLOCKS EVERYTHING....Later on that night vs the Rockets, SHAWN finds himself under the basket protecting the baseline and T-Mac heading toward him with a slight smirk. SHAWNs mind says jump, but his nuts say curl up...T-Mac smashes the ball thru the rim ontop his Forehead making yet another Spalding tattoo.... BARRY ROLLS SURA FAINTS
After Yao administers beatdown to Boston Celtics face, he is enchanted by the leprechaun. In the locker room Yao tells to Mobley: YAO: Mobley, my body fails to death! Please ask Sura! His little brother..... Mobley asks to Sura in the shower room: MOBLEY: Sura! Yao said his body fails to death. Your little brother.... SURA: That's easy! He got cursed by the leprechaun. He's gonna catch Boston Celtics Gangrene. First in his wrist, then to his arm, them to his shoulder, then to his whole body, he will freeze up like a statue that is made out of meat, and he'll be dead in a week! Fortunately, there's a 100% cure that's been proven by science! All you have to do, Mobley, is keep Yao's shooting arm loosened up. If you pass the ball to Yao ten times every game and let him shoot with his Celtics Gangrene arm, I guarantee Yao 100% will be saved from a horrible death and back to normal in no time! MOBLEY: omg!!! Mobley unfolds the cell phone and calls to Yao. YAO [in phone]: Hello? MOBLEY: You're gonna die. Sura faints.
after big yao spins white caveman bald man with funny joke says, like clubbing baby seals. since when do baby seals go to clubs? hehehe.
