Ah but you just need Phil jackson the zen master to explain its inner irony to you, little grasshopper.
This thread is awsome!! Here's my funny bad joke: After a 15 game winning streak, Yao stops Sura inside the shower room. "Hey Bobby, how do you please a woman?" Sura proudly points to his 8 inch penis and smiles :"it's all about size Yao, it's all about size." Yao looks at Sura's penis and shakes his head in disbelief. 2 weeks later, Yao pulls Sura aside and proudly pulls down his pants :"look what doctor Chen did for me Bobby." Sura sees nasty surgery scars around Yao's penis, but it is the same size as his. Sura faints. 1 week later after practice, Sura sees Ye Li(yao's girl) crying in the stands. "What's wrong Ye Li?" "I think Yao is not attracted to me anymore Bobby...sob sob..." "Don't be silly girl, Yao loves you." "You don't understand Bobby, for the last week, I'm not turning Yao on, his erection is only about half the size as before." Sura faints.
this is hillarious i was laughing aloud here in the lab, my co-workers came over to see what was going on and they are busting up at it too. the other students in here are giving us some strange looks right now
I'm reminded of one of Yao's best quotes. I think it was a lady reporter who asked Yao in a round-about-way, if his WHOLE body was in proportion to his Seven Six-ness, and Yao responded, "Oh, no, if that were true, I'd be 10 feet tall" I love this guy.
lol. Are you serious? A lady reporter who asked Yao in a round-about-way, if his WHOLE body was in proportion to his Seven Six-ness, and Yao responded, "Oh, no, if that were true, I'd be 10 feet tall" Sura faints.
No lie, I actually had a dream when I was asleep earlier this morning that I was in the tunnel before a Rockets game watching all the players from both teams pass by me on their way out to the court. When Bobby went by I yelled out "Good luck, Sura!" and then even though I knew he would have no idea what I was talking about, I started to yell "don't faint!" But before I could even finish the first word, Sura dropped to the ground. He jumped back up right away with a grin on his face and winked before he headed out to the court. Somehow he had found out about the jokes and pretended to faint for us.
