Man, LOL, this is one freaking interesting board, I don't know why we couldn't get along better, I challenge you guys to find a better board than ours, most of them out there are plain old VANILLA, BORING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jjryulee, thanks for sharing. One way or another, this board will be amused. (One star? c'mon guys ... this is a good thread)
The there is the one where the team buys JVG a birthday present. He opens it up, it is custom fitted ball muzzle. Yao buys JVG a birthday present. Jeff opens it up, it is a toupee. He looks puzzled and asks Yao why this? Yao says, if you wear it you can pull that off instead of pulling the rest of your hair out, Jeff! Mutombo asks Sura to give something to auction to raise money for his Hospital fund. Bobby offers to take a guy out with him for a month partying and set him up with babes. New Houston auction record is set. Yao asks Sura to set him up with a blonde American woman on the road. Bobby brings one by to Yao's room and Yao thanks him. A few minutes later there is knock on Sura's door. Yao says this is not going to work. She doesn;t play vido games..... A little joke from a friend's broken hip a long time ago: The hospital puts Juwan's leg in a full leg cast in order to immobilize it for a few weeks. Some of Bobby's girlfriends stop by to sign it. One signs it all the way up at the very very top: I came here looking for something hard but this cast was all I found. OkeyDokey now that I got that out of my system it's back to my day job.
maybe it's Keith Jones, the Rockets Strenght & Conditioning coach right? At least that seems to fit with the rest of joke a little better.
I have read in another thread that Sura is very popular among the ladies in the pub. As a 6'5" atheletic single guy who is making millions a year, he should be.
Vin Baker and Patrick Ewing come back to Vin's apartment after a late night of drinking. Vin says to Pat, "Hey did you get one of those talking alarm clocks from Yao when you arrived in Houston." Ewing says, "What? I don't know what you're talking about..." "Let me show you." Vin goes into the next room where there is a giant gong and he hits it with a hammer as hard as he can, literally shaking the walls around them. A moment later a voice from the wall behind the gong yells, "You crazy bastards! It's four-twenty-five in the morning!!!!"
