Solving a problem you never knew you had

you guys are really missing out on the device of the century. The Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer. Just check out the glowing reviews on amazon:



trust me on this one. get it. NOW.



P.S. I have no financial stake in the Hutzler company and/or in this awesome device. Just a satisfied customer.

 

Off target a bit, but how many of you growing up had the corn-shaped corn-on-the-cob boats shown in HP's first pic? Bonus points if you had the corn-shaped yellow plastic corn-on-the-cob holders.

 

and honestly, this one deserves its own thread. The Wenger 16999 Swiss Army GIANT. simply spectacular. Again, just read the reviews.

 

believe it or not my grandma has this problem. it takes a while for her to put on socks.

 

This is for fat people, isn't it.

 

No...THIS is for fat people



"I wash myself with a rag on a stick."

 

where are you guys GETTING these things? these are hilarious

 

Here's solving a problem you probably never knew you had, but your wife did :

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Golf game off? I know... you didn't know it, but you have more time than you think to practice :

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This ho can help you with your neck pain :

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or the same thing you washed your dishes with???

 

My pants burst every time I move! Where's the invention for that??

 

Deckard, HP and B-bob respnded. Damn I feel old.

 

got mine. i can honestly say that I've thrown away all my flipflops so i can exclusively wear my socks with shoes. best purchase ever.

 

What are you trying to say?

 

Google "ridiculous infomercials", or somesuch...it's a goldmine.

 

Do they make this for condoms?

 

Her/His mouth?