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  1. The Hunted

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    Boobs.
     
    #21 The Hunted, Oct 7, 2009
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    Make it shirts and skins.
     
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    man under cover 2 shell
     
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    Fill the gaps.
     
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    tight d. warm up and lubricate (drink water) before hand.
     
    #25 LCII, Oct 7, 2009
  6. rocketsjudoka

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    I still haven't heard what sport it is but here is my advice depending on what sport it is:

    Basketball: It usually isn't easy just trying to force it into the hole but crisp ball movement around the paint can cause the D to relax leaving an open lane to the hole. Also don't be afraid to make a backdoor pass.

    Baseball: I would tease them around the corners with a few sliders before throwing the hard heat down the middle.

    Soccer: Make sure you don't get a red card for illegal use of hands.
     
    #26 rocketsjudoka, Oct 7, 2009
  7. CometsWin

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    Double team the ball handler.
     
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    it summa people supose be horny.
     
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  9. DonnyMost

    DonnyMost be kind. be brave.
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    LMAO :D
     
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  10. dback816

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    I'm 7 and what is this.
     
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  11. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"

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    ... and you joined when you were 1 year old? That's pretty cool!

    We're here just, um, giving sports advice.
     
    #31 B-Bob, Oct 8, 2009
  12. The Drake

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    OP should've asked the thadeus for some advice.
     
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  13. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"

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    Run a box and one.

    Fight the urge to dribble.
     
    #33 B-Bob, Oct 8, 2009
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    Ziggy QUEEN ANON

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    Oh I assumed football for some reason with the jam the box. For basketball really just make sure you deny the backdoor, nothing worse than an uncontested finger-roll if you leave the backdoor open.
     
    #34 Ziggy, Oct 8, 2009
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    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS
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    When you score, make sure to do an end zone celebration.
     
    #36 boomboom, Oct 8, 2009
  17. DaDakota

    DaDakota If you want to know, just ask!

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    Who won?

    DD
     
    #37 DaDakota, Oct 8, 2009
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    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    you should eat them before you become flaccid.
     
    #38 Rocketman95, Oct 8, 2009
  19. Francis 4 ever

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    we did :D


    It was basketball btw
     
    #39 Francis 4 ever, Oct 8, 2009
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    What a HILARIOUS ending to this story!
     
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