So me and a friend of mine are getting married for the luls.

Millennial hipsters

 

There's no way this isn't a troll job.

 

Remember you'll have to split up the Tesla that you bought having worked your a$$ off at $17-$20 per hour wage

http://bbs.clutchfans.net/showthread.php?t=270722

 

I can't wait until you are standing before the Judge and explaining how you got married 'for the lulz' in the first place.

The Judge will then have HIS lulz and the divorce will cost you big time.

Serious question: Have you ever been diagnosed with any form of mental r****dation? Have you been checked? You probably should.

 

#trump2016

 

We should build a wall around stupid people. Make America smart again.

 

I have nothing positive to say.

 

Go to Vegas get drunk, get married, get stuck for 18 years.

 

The friends a dude.

 

Bro job! Bro job!

 

Hard drugs.
Reckless financially.
Reckless with personal life.

I think OP is just missing a little violent crime to round out his Failure Grand Slam.

 

He's also a vegan.

 

I agree that it is a societal social construct but pump the brakes here. How well do you know this chick? How badly does she want to get married? Is she one of those get married at all costs chicks? They exist. You are probably going to regret this. You could be putting yourself in years of legal issues if this chick turns out to be a nut. If you were 35 and had a marriage pact whatever (I have one) but you are in your early 20's. Don't be an idiot for the lulz. It is incredibly immature. I am not trying to be jerk here (honestly) but grow up dude.

Plus if it is just a societal social contract ... why the hell are you doing this? Do you think this joke is funny enough to get freaking married? I don't understand your endgame here, are you wanting to get some sweet Facebook posts about this? What is the point? Are you just trolling (well done if so)? Or are you secretly in love with this chick?

 

Jesus.

OP, for those of us who are parents to young children, can you tell us where it all went wrong? Maybe we can learn from this.

Spoiler

Disclaimer: I did and said a lot of stupid things when I was 18 so I'm just giving you a hard time, but seriously you need to straighten your **** out by dropping the vegan crap.

 

If she isn't hot and way out of your league, then maybe consider the opposite.

Good luck and try to make your arranged marriage work I guess?

 

Be sure to keep us posted. Y'all should run away and join the circus next.

 

no doubt this will be funny, but for all the wrong reasons.