1. Welcome! Please take a few seconds to create your free account to post threads, make some friends, remove a few ads while surfing and much more. ClutchFans has been bringing fans together to talk Houston Sports since 1996. Join us!

Shia LaBoss takes acting to next level - Pornogrphy

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by TdashDUB, Aug 18, 2012.

Tags:
Page 1 of 2
  1. TdashDUB

    TdashDUB Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Oct 10, 2007
    Messages:
    1,759
    Likes Received:
    365
    ..sorta

    http://gawker.com/5935816/shia-labe...-trier-movie-will-be-unsimulated?popular=true
    [​IMG] This Even Stevens is about to get Crystal Skull and dig Holes for all of the Eagle Eyes to watch in Disturbia while he runs to Wall Street to get $$$

    Lars still trying to get away with putting crazy on film

    The next question is.... Who exactly will be Shia's scene co-star??
     
    #1 TdashDUB, Aug 18, 2012
  2. Rodman23

    Rodman23 .GIF

    Joined:
    Jun 26, 2012
    Messages:
    5,832
    Likes Received:
    3,535
    Nicole Kidman
     
    #2 Rodman23, Aug 18, 2012
  3. pbnfamilia

    pbnfamilia Member

    Joined:
    Jul 10, 2009
    Messages:
    713
    Likes Received:
    46
    Who ever it is , its a win win situation. I bet she will be hot.
     
    #3 pbnfamilia, Aug 18, 2012
  4. TdashDUB

    TdashDUB Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Oct 10, 2007
    Messages:
    1,759
    Likes Received:
    365
    That's nuts.. but awesome.
    She seems bat ***** crazy, but I'd take that gig any day.

    Dabbling a little in the acting world myself, I couldn't even imagine being in those shoes during prep.. I've had make out scenes that I was excited for and even something as small as that involved discussion(s) with the opposing actress to get a feel for how both would/should approach. Just picture being in Nicole Kidman's trailer mapping out how you're going to explore her nether regions for millions to see...

    The next question/step is: Is this only the first of a new wave of hollywood/major motion films that include live intercourse between two stars??

    Will this be another step towards the US' desensitization of sex and how taboo it's considered???

    Will this be the "Kirk/Uhura Star Trek Kiss" for non-simulated sex scenes??
     
    #4 TdashDUB, Aug 18, 2012
  5. Dairy Ashford

    Dairy Ashford Member

    Joined:
    May 20, 2002
    Messages:
    14,507
    Likes Received:
    1,833
    When I hear some news,
    And it sounds kinda whack,
    I likes to post some picture heads,
    An' usually dey black.

    Droppin' movie references
    An' acted some ma-self
    T-Dash, muthafukkas
    Two thousand to the twelve!
     
    #5 Dairy Ashford, Aug 18, 2012
  6. vlaurelio

    vlaurelio Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Jan 26, 2005
    Messages:
    21,310
    Likes Received:
    11,755
    "Nicole Kidman have also been tapped to star."

    :p
     
    #6 vlaurelio, Aug 18, 2012
  7. Rodman23

    Rodman23 .GIF

    Joined:
    Jun 26, 2012
    Messages:
    5,832
    Likes Received:
    3,535
    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]
     
    #7 Rodman23, Aug 18, 2012
    1 person likes this.
  8. vinsensual

    vinsensual Member

    Joined:
    Nov 2, 2008
    Messages:
    8,460
    Likes Received:
    794
    Remake with Sigourney Weaver?
    [​IMG]
     
    #8 vinsensual, Aug 18, 2012
  9. percicles

    percicles Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Jun 11, 2002
    Messages:
    10,889
    Likes Received:
    2,928
    Maybe this is why his girlfriend was crying the other day.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]
     
    #9 percicles, Aug 18, 2012
  10. Behad

    Behad Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Feb 20, 1999
    Messages:
    12,358
    Likes Received:
    191
    Didn't "The Getaway" feature a real sex scene between (then) husband and wife Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger?
     
    #10 Behad, Aug 18, 2012
  11. Invisible Fan

    Invisible Fan Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Dec 5, 2001
    Messages:
    43,400
    Likes Received:
    25,403
    After her 10 year contract with Tom Cruise, 90 days of shooting is a breeze.
     
    #11 Invisible Fan, Aug 18, 2012
  12. DAROckets

    DAROckets Contributing Member

    Joined:
    May 8, 1999
    Messages:
    4,672
    Likes Received:
    304
    What does this mean ? Porno is legal,so what in the hell is he talking about
     
    #12 DAROckets, Aug 18, 2012
  13. TheRealist137

    TheRealist137 Member

    Joined:
    Jan 27, 2009
    Messages:
    33,392
    Likes Received:
    19,256
    If that's Shias girlfriend, he can definitely do better, and he needs to shave and cut his hair (unless of course it's for a film)
     
    #13 TheRealist137, Aug 18, 2012
  14. Invisible Fan

    Invisible Fan Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Dec 5, 2001
    Messages:
    43,400
    Likes Received:
    25,403
    Maybe the p*rn he watches is like his gf, Japanese?
     
    #14 Invisible Fan, Aug 18, 2012
  15. TdashDUB

    TdashDUB Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Oct 10, 2007
    Messages:
    1,759
    Likes Received:
    365
    You kilt that shizz!



    In that case she has to endure bukkake, eels, alien tentacles and mysterious blurs that appear over her vagina and mouth when during oral insertion. That's love, yo.



    Damn... Crazy... Just being a fly on a wall while a world wide celebrity is in such a vulnerable position.



    Yeah that must have been a childhood friend turnt lover, but a friend from before the fame years. Anytime I see a male celebrity with a female most would judge as way below their worth it's usually the ones that stuck around for the long haul before he could pop dimes with a flick of a finger.
     
    #15 TdashDUB, Aug 18, 2012
  16. RV6

    RV6 Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Aug 21, 2008
    Messages:
    25,522
    Likes Received:
    1,109
    Those shorts would make any woman cry.
     
    #16 RV6, Aug 18, 2012
  17. LosPollosHermanos

    LosPollosHermanos Houston only fan
    Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2009
    Messages:
    28,694
    Likes Received:
    12,628
    weren't his parents nudists?
     
    #17 LosPollosHermanos, Aug 18, 2012
  18. iconoclastic

    iconoclastic Member

    Joined:
    Oct 10, 2007
    Messages:
    6,100
    Likes Received:
    422
    Actual p*rn star Shia LaBeouf
     
    #18 iconoclastic, Aug 18, 2012
  19. Zboy

    Zboy Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Aug 19, 2002
    Messages:
    27,234
    Likes Received:
    21,956
    His acting is better suited for p*rn movies.

    "Nonononononono". Repeat 20 times in a movie and talk gibberish really fast.

    One of the ****tiest actors in hollywood.
     
    #19 Zboy, Aug 18, 2012
  20. The Real Shady

    The Real Shady Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Jun 8, 2000
    Messages:
    17,170
    Likes Received:
    3,966
    Maybe she's just really upset because he's wearing his jorts again.
     
    #20 The Real Shady, Aug 18, 2012
(You must log in or sign up to post here.)
Page 1 of 2

Share This Page

Toggle Width
Style
ClutchFans Original

  • About ClutchFans

    Since 1996, ClutchFans has been loud and proud covering the Houston Rockets, helping set an industry standard for team fan sites. The forums have been a home for Houston sports fans as well as basketball fanatics around the globe.

  • Rockets Content

  • Support ClutchFans!

    If you find that ClutchFans is a valuable resource for you, please consider becoming a Supporting Member. Supporting Members can upload photos and attachments directly to their posts, customize their user title and more. Gold Supporters see zero ads!


    Upgrade Now