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Shaq VS Jose Canseco

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by khanhdum, May 9, 2013.

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Who'd win in a MMA fight?

  1. Shaq

    47 vote(s)
    75.8%
  2. Canseco

    15 vote(s)
    24.2%
  1. khanhdum

    khanhdum Member

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    So yesterday on TNT post game show, it was revealed Shaq and Canseco are brewing a twitter fight and they want to set something up. Not sure how it started but seems like Shaq would beat Canseco down pretty easily unless Canseco can make the fight last long and outlast Shaq.

    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>hey p***y @<a href="https://twitter.com/shaq">shaq</a></p>&mdash; Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) <a href="https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/330928934839521280">May 5, 2013</a></blockquote>
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    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Shaq get ready for the fight of your life</p>&mdash; Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) <a href="https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/331109604098461696">May 5, 2013</a></blockquote>
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    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Looks like shaq has committed to fight me .he is 7"1 350 lbs.I have fought bigger.Hong man Choi 7"2 380 lbs.and I had a bad knee with no tra</p>&mdash; Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) <a href="https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/331123794003517440">May 5, 2013</a></blockquote>
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    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>With no training. This time I will train with the best.</p>&mdash; Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) <a href="https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/331123989516800000">May 5, 2013</a></blockquote>
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    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>I also should put on weight .maybe 30 lbs.</p>&mdash; Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) <a href="https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/331124379104722944">May 5, 2013</a></blockquote>
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    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>I have more experience than shaq in the ring and I have fought a man bigger</p>&mdash; Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) <a href="https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/331124929368055809">May 5, 2013</a></blockquote>
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    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>I am a big fan of yours .you can call me names and a snitch. But I have nothing to loose .if you step into that ring I will take you down .</p>&mdash; Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) <a href="https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/331126603285409792">May 5, 2013</a></blockquote>
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    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Shaq .commit to a time and date and let's get it on .when I beat u it will make ubthe laughing stock of the world</p>&mdash; Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) <a href="https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/331127563109941248">May 5, 2013</a></blockquote>
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    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Shaq u have nothing to worry about I lost to vaibonaduce and a 60 year old man.the only thing u have to ask urself</p>&mdash; Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) <a href="https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/331128323696648193">May 5, 2013</a></blockquote>
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    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Shaq I won't have a bad knee when I fight u .or only weigh 250.</p>&mdash; Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) <a href="https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/331132810201018368">May 5, 2013</a></blockquote>
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    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>left message for Mark an Perry @<a href="https://twitter.com/prpartnerslv">prpartnerslv</a> ur management @<a href="https://twitter.com/shaq">shaq</a>. have them return call this time .how much time u need to get under 4 bills</p>&mdash; Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) <a href="https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/331266581478912000">May 6, 2013</a></blockquote>
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    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>hey bigness @<a href="https://twitter.com/shaq">shaq</a> this is 4th time I have said yes since you first challenged in 2011 .how long till u back up your smack mouth <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23whysoafraid">#whysoafraid</a></p>&mdash; Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) <a href="https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/331497780092739584">May 6, 2013</a></blockquote>
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    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>hey @<a href="https://twitter.com/shaq">shaq</a> what are you so afraid of I am not a free throw line</p>&mdash; Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) <a href="https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/331506681219543043">May 6, 2013</a></blockquote>
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    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Looks like shaq is backing down again.</p>&mdash; Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) <a href="https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/331644066125189120">May 7, 2013</a></blockquote>
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    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>I will play smackashaq on barkleys b**** @<a href="https://twitter.com/shaq">shaq</a> @<a href="https://twitter.com/nbaontnt">nbaontnt</a></p>&mdash; Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) <a href="https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/332529534731689984">May 9, 2013</a></blockquote>
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    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Dear @<a href="https://twitter.com/josecanseco">josecanseco</a> <a href="http://t.co/LAmwQuCcsd" title="http://twitter.com/SHAQ/status/330959338556518400/photo/1">twitter.com/SHAQ/status/33…</a></p>&mdash; SHAQ (@SHAQ) <a href="https://twitter.com/SHAQ/status/330959338556518400">May 5, 2013</a></blockquote>
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    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Lookwhat I found , it's rAt. its a species called @<a href="https://twitter.com/josecanseco">josecanseco</a> but there harmless. All they do is run at da mouth <a href="http://t.co/kDTSPfloj4" title="http://twitter.com/SHAQ/status/331475579297751040/photo/1">twitter.com/SHAQ/status/33…</a></p>&mdash; SHAQ (@SHAQ) <a href="https://twitter.com/SHAQ/status/331475579297751040">May 6, 2013</a></blockquote>
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    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Look what found @<a href="https://twitter.com/josecanseco">josecanseco</a> Nice feet work u run very well <a href="http://t.co/gkph4G3NQ1" title="http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=oxnuOeDF36E&amp;desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DoxnuOeDF36E">m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=oxnu…</a></p>&mdash; SHAQ (@SHAQ) <a href="https://twitter.com/SHAQ/status/331481853779378182">May 6, 2013</a></blockquote>
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  2. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    Back in Roman times this fight would fill the Coliseum.
     
  3. RoxSqaud

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    Dana needs to add a celebrity division.
     
  4. roflmcwaffles

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    Canseco would juice his way to victory.

    If he can't juice then Shaq would win easy, almost a foot taller would give him a huge edge.
     
  5. jacoby

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    Shaq would most likely win but he has a lot to lose with this fight, so I can see why he won't go through with it.

    Canseco is an irrelevant rat with nothing to lose. Even if he gets knocked out in the first round no one would give a ****.
     
  6. KingCheetah

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    What a perfect fight -- two of the biggest d-bags on the planet... I do actually like Shaq though. Shaq would destroy Jose -- Shaq actually has some fighting skill. I thought he was going to kill De La Hoya in that reality show Shaq vs. the world or whatever it was called.
     
  7. Jontro

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    Hozay wouldn't get past Shaq's bodyguard

    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/YZoKUlN9urg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
  8. JimRaynor55

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqsLJKeyR0w#t=01m15s
     
  9. Rio224

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    I would pay payperview for this lol
     
  10. awc713

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    honestly shaq no question...if he WANTED to....i mean, the guy was the most physically gifted player in ANY sport for a good period of time. obviously he's aged, not as quick....but if he were to actually give a damn about this fight, he'd win it in a heartbeat.
     
  11. Rio224

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    I think shaq would be in trouble if they do it ufc style and conseco learns a decent leg kick..... People shaq's size usually have bad knees/legs in general,shaq can't man handle him if he can't walk lol
     
  12. iconoclastic

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    Celebrity Deathmatch
     
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    I'm sure in good shape not necessarily NBA shape, but good shape Shaq would probably outweight Canseco by 75 LBS. or more. Not to mention Shaq is hella strong and explosive. I don't see how Canseco thinks this one would go beyond 1 round unless he's had some serious MMA training. Maybe he has? :confused:
     
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    It was suck to live in chucks shadow.
     
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    um did anyone see his fight with that mammoth korean dude? he could do anything and was running scared the WHOLE bout. shaq isnt that much smaller, cant see how he wouldnt eat him and his lunch money
     
  17. T-macsterful1

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    If Shaq landed one legitimate punch, the fight would be over and Canseco on his way to the hospital.
     
  18. Easy

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    Jose is suicidal.
     
  19. krnxsnoopy

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    One guy is a K1 fighter and the other is Shaq.
     
  20. khanhdum

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    canseco said he had a bad knee and no training when that fight happened in the tweet
     

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