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Shaq on Rockets

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by KD, Jul 19, 2001.

  1. KD

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    Laugh at me if you want. I had a dream last night. Shaq is now a Rocket, playing along with Steve, Mobley and a high school classmate of mine. The worst part is Rockets have a new uniform: gray and light yellow pajama-style. They look like elementary school kids in that uniform. Every player felt some embarrassed in their first NBA appearance that everyone including Steve and Mobely hide behind Shaq's body during introduction. [​IMG]

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  2. Peakin' Tacoz

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    I'm not laughing, you need therapy.

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  3. pippendagimp

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    Dude...sounds like you been smokin some bad sh^t!! Ya, gotta spring for the higher quality stuff next time [​IMG]

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  4. PhiSlammaJamma

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    Here was my dream last night, no kidding...

    I was a convict locked up in the White House. The president was coming back on a train and the train derailed in a tunnel underneath the White house. Nobody could get to the president because the tunnel was too small and Hydrocholic acid had spilled at both ends of the tunnel. The train had caught on fire and everybody was burning to death. The Senators hired me to go in and bring him out. Another convict told me that if I didn't succeed he'd cut off the president's wife's head. Go figure. I tried to save him, but in the end, I simply saved this old women with her puppy dog. The president died, and when I got back to my cell the wife's head and torso were sitting on my bed looking at me. I woke up! Damn! So anyway, that was my dream last night.


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  5. AroundTheWorld

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    I would like to post my dream from last night, but I think this site is PG-13 [​IMG].

    When will this offseason be over......
     
  6. FranchiseRules

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    My dream:

    C - Hakeem 93-94
    PF - Barkly (Any year before he was a Rocket)
    SF - Elie 93-94
    SG - Mobley 2000-01
    PG - Francis (Any year!)

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  7. PhiSlammaJamma

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    I do live in DC and because I left the TV on while I slept that train stuff got in. My subconscious definately picked that up. I don't know about the escape from NY stuff, but you never know........Strangely enuff, the old lady and her puppy dog looked just the like the woman in that Dustin Hoffman movie about faking a war....

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  8. Dallas Rocket

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    The "Dead Zone" phenomenon has struck again!!!

    [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  9. Sonny

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    I want to post my dream but I havent woke up yet....

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    Go Rockets!!!
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  10. fadeaway

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    Shaq on the Rockets?

    maybe maybe no...

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  11. Vengeance

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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  12. bobrek

    bobrek Politics belong in the D & D

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    I think your subconscious combined the train derailment in Baltimore with the fact that Escape From L.A. was on network TV the other night and incorporated the stories (in addition to the storyline from Escape from New York) into your dream.

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