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Shane Battier's Nickname

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by hikanoo49, Jul 24, 2006.

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What should Shane Battier's Nickname be?

  1. Bat Man

    208 vote(s)
    58.3%
  2. Splash

    25 vote(s)
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  3. Win Now

    28 vote(s)
    7.8%
  4. Mr. Moneyball

    45 vote(s)
    12.6%
  5. The Grinder

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    14.3%
  1. Jrazz

    Jrazz Member

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    Shane is already a cool nickname, one of the great movie heros. I await the Toyota Center rocking with all in attendance standing on their feet and howling SSHHAAANNEEE, like the kid at the end of the movie.

    When your nickname is Shane, and you are very cool, strong, couragous, rich, and can NBA ball good enough to make the World Championship team, Shane is all the nickname you need.


    SSSHHHAAANNNEEEE
     
  2. weslinder

    weslinder Contributing Member

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    I've never seen that before. Thanks, that'll kill a day.
     
  3. underoverup

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    shane battier does not need some dumb nickname.
     
  4. Sextuple Double

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    Shane The Dribbling Machine
     
  5. freemaniam

    freemaniam 我是自由人

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    Shane is "Better"
     
  6. wreck

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    Shane "the patriot" battier, well only if he makes the national team.
     
  7. ninjuh

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    No, you came up with 4. They were calling him Batman in Memphis.
     
  8. Van Gundier

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    They call him "Citizen Shane" in Memphis.

    (Incidentally, Brian Cardinal's nickname at Purdue was "Citizen Pain".)

    In Houston, he will be such a great glue guy, he's not even gonna have his own nickname. Instead, in the fashion of "TomKat" "Brangelina" and "Bennifer", the combo of Battier and TMac will have the collective nickname of "Trattier"
     
  9. stab

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    Shane-o-Mac

    no offense to Shane McMahon
     
  10. m_cable

    m_cable Contributing Member

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    And don't forget "Filliam H. Muffman". That's my favorite.
     
  11. YaosArmy

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    I dont kno if anyones said this... but Dumbo for sure :cool:
     
  12. Van Gundier

    Van Gundier Member

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    :D

    That one is great!
     
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    I dont know if this has been said yet, but what about Chrome Dome?
     
  14. Jaingfang

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    I remember reading Nickelodeon magazine one time couple years ago, and it had an interview of shane battier, and he said that his nickname is candy cane, because he is so sweet...
     
  15. Van Gundier

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    Fitting, since the deal for Shane is beaten like a dead horse...
     
  16. xtint1n

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    i say 'Straight' cuz y'know we traded Gay
    lol haha i know its bad! XP
     
  17. Ducky

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    Bat Man is good!

    also think "not gay" is very originative. :cool:
     
  18. Ducky

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    Shane Better,,,, :D
     
  19. Will19

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    How about Jaw Gap
     
  20. dragonwill

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    Super Shane Duper
     

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