You should do some fancy dribbles around obstacles without fumbling the ball. That would inspire Harden.
I told a Spurs fan friend of mine that I saw him and the friend said, "Did he run directly into you, then throw his arms up in the air?"
You and the welfare guy got to get together, your inter-social skills seem to be at the same level. Who says chivalry was dead?
OP you've got to be creative... You should have yelled, "Work on you defense dawg!" and then quickly snapped a pic of Harden coming after you. That would have been epic.
for reference...I wifed the girl who bought us tickets to game 3 of the 1993 Seattle series. She didn't like sports at all before she met me, and could tolerate my basketball infatuation, because I gave up the NFL for her. Which was an easy maneuver on my part, since the Oilers/Astros were Choke City.