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Sampson: Chandler Parsons is intangible

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Carl Herrera, Dec 11, 2013.

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  1. ThatBoyNick

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    Parsons is the apples to our apple pie.
     
    #21 ThatBoyNick, Dec 11, 2013
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    In other words, Parsons is the only person Harden listens to.
     
    #22 hamsession, Dec 11, 2013
  3. Carl Herrera

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    You can't make cake without testicles.
     
    #23 Carl Herrera, Dec 11, 2013
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    Parsons has eggs? Are they stored in his ovaries?
     
    #24 CasaDolce, Dec 11, 2013
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    parsons is cheese to my macaroni
     
    #25 apollo33, Dec 11, 2013
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    This is what happens when you have 4 days between games.
     
    #26 TheresTheDagger, Dec 11, 2013
  7. Dr of Dunk

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    So Chandler's the xanthum gum of our team... the binding agent.
     
    #27 Dr of Dunk, Dec 11, 2013
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    Sampson has previously said that in scrimmages, the team Parsons is on almost always wins...somehow.
     
    #28 AroundTheWorld, Dec 11, 2013
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    [​IMG]
     
    #29 TMac'n, Dec 11, 2013
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    You egg parsons?
     
    #30 JustAGuy, Dec 11, 2013
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    Intangible?

    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/otCpCn0l4Wo" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
    #31 merrrlo, Dec 11, 2013
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    Carl --

    Do you think Morey has a rigorous methodology of testing intangible assets for impairment?
     
    #32 NIKEstrad, Dec 11, 2013
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    Nor can you make a cake without flour.
     
    #33 C. Orientalis, Dec 11, 2013
  14. Karolik

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    Screw intangibles. The eye test already shows me he's better than James Harden and our MVP.
     
    #34 Karolik, Dec 11, 2013
  15. just a word

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    Actually you can make cake without eggs by using applesauce for a binding agent.
     
    #35 just a word, Dec 11, 2013
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    All you need is cake mix and a can of coke. Pop that in the oven and its the best cake you'll ever eat.
     
    #36 pnr, Dec 11, 2013
  17. anchel

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    Glue guy, intangibles guy.... disagree. Simply the best Rockets of the season so far.
     
    #37 anchel, Dec 11, 2013
  18. acjeitherocket

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    this....indeed
     
    #38 acjeitherocket, Dec 11, 2013
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    Right now he's sunny-side up.

    But if he refuses to give a hometown discount and signs with another team, he will be eggs Benedict.
     
    #39 JBar, Dec 11, 2013
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    now only if you can glue his back together and team would be set!
     
    #40 zcarenow, Dec 11, 2013
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