Rookies making posts on a totally different subject than the thread

We'll let WOPR be the judge of that.



This super computer is Clutch's secret weapon in the war against rookie n00bs. Extremely advanced, WOPR is able to analyze every BBS post in real-time with over 300 billion calculations per second. It uses this analysis to simulate human behavior and generate posts on the board. Its purpose: 1) flush out and ban all n00bs that show zero promise, 2) run rookie posts through its QPC (Quality Post Counter™) and determine if/when member status should be bestowed upon said rookie, and 3) lighten up the BBS with jokes and references to pop culture. WOPR goes by many names on this BBS ("Administrator" being one of them), but it is partial to the moniker "A-Train". You have been warned.

 

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