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Rockets to sign Joey Dorsey to a two-year, $2 million deal

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by HMMMHMM, Jul 15, 2014.

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  1. mr_gootan

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    No it will translate perfectly. He will only be playing a few minutes a game. But in those minutes, bruises will ensue #uhackdwightwehacku
     
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    lol...Dorsey is going to be fine as a back up "role player." His job description...provide serviceable minutes for Dwight to get some rest. And he has 6 fouls at his disposal...He just needs to own the boards, and play solid defense: pretty much the same role Asik had. Asik was just more gifted at challenging without fouling. Asik's limitations were more evident on the offensive end. Dorsey, has strong hands and can finish above the rim...Europe might have given Dorsey new life as a basketball player.
     
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    He's a back up center...BACK UP CENTER. We have the best center in the world right now. His 10 to 15 mins a night will be important, but not worth any debate. I've always been a fan of Dorsey and his style of play. He's physical and aggressive; I hope he is able to stay of the floor long enough to give Dwight a few mins of rest. He will have 6 fouls a night....his ONLY job will be holding down the middle against the weakest center pool the NBA has ever seen until D12 checks back in. I'm pretty sure he will be able to handle himself....not many will be able to push him around. I think it's a good move, like the majority of Morey's moves.
     
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    I watched the championship series against Madrid that he was recently in, and he made a bunch of stupid fouls and ended up fouling out in one of the games.

    And Madrid hardly ever took it to the basket. He was fouling mostly on rebounds and other stupid situations where there is no reason to foul.
     
    #544 bmd, Jul 25, 2014
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    #545 Carl Herrera, Aug 5, 2014
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    OH MY.

    ETA: I would rep you for that, but I'm saved.
     
    #546 KlutchQT, Aug 5, 2014
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    Man I need to take a bathroom selfie with a flashlight in my pants too. My tinder account would blow up.
     
    #547 Haymitch, Aug 5, 2014
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    I'm not so much worried about him fouling out as I am worried about him giving the other team 12 points. :cool:
     
    #548 napalm06, Aug 5, 2014
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    That's an amazing penis.
     
    #549 SexyButIgnorant, Aug 5, 2014
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    Flashlight you mean?
     
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    I guess they did "rise together."
     
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    Memories of this guy seem to come back. Useless...
     
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    Doesn't every guy look like that wearing boxers? I didn't notice anything unusual.
     
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    I don't see much rising. Seem to be pointing downward at a 5 o'clock angle.
     
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    They have nothing on Greg Oden.
     
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    Remember when Dawson was teaching him the hook shot? good lawd....:(
     
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    That was a joke with a teammate, he used a deodorant bottle.
     
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    You trying to get the pipe?
     
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