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Rockets signs Nick Johnson to 3 year deal; expects Llull to stay in Europe

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Carl Herrera, Jul 22, 2014.

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  1. jbasket

    jbasket Member

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    Are yall sure we should expose our Johnson to the world so quickly? What if the world is enamored by his size? He might start playing the D like Harden...
     
    #121 jbasket, Jul 23, 2014
  2. CDrex

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    Johnson is a really common name guys. I'm surprised this silliness has not surfaced before.
     
    #122 CDrex, Jul 23, 2014
  3. Mr. Clutch

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    You're surprised Johnson hasn't poked out his head in this forum before?
     
    #123 Mr. Clutch, Jul 23, 2014
  4. Classic

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    Members will be members.
     
    #124 Classic, Jul 23, 2014
  5. CDrex

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    Well...
    [​IMG]

    Now that's a Johnson that can put it in the hole. I would assume everyone would have spent all their wordplay on that Johnson.
     
    #125 CDrex, Jul 23, 2014
  6. Amir's Johnson

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    Did someone say Johnson? ;)
     
    #126 Amir's Johnson, Jul 23, 2014
  7. napalm06

    napalm06 Huge Flopping Fan

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    Johnson wasn't really the same before the proliferation of the internet.
     
    #127 napalm06, Jul 23, 2014
  8. alethios

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    But if Johnson gets in and out really fast, would he also be known as Nick(ie) the Quick(ie)?
     
    #128 alethios, Jul 23, 2014
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    Radar Operator: Colonel, you better have a look at this radar.

    Colonel: What is it, son?

    Radar Operator: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant...

    Jet Pilot: Dick. Dick, take a look out of starboard.

    Co-Pilot: Oh my God, it looks like a huge...

    Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker.

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    Colonel: Johnson.

    Radar Operator: Yes, sir?

    Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this.
     
    #129 houstonstime, Jul 23, 2014
  10. Mashing

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    This thread resulted in an advertisement for:

    Gay Family Kia.

    LOL
     
    #130 Mashing, Jul 23, 2014
  11. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"

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    Morey is probably happy to be getting Johnson on the cheap. Or that's what I've been led to believe.
     
    #131 B-Bob, Jul 23, 2014
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    Fan sign for next year " Johnson! Show them the D!"
     
    #132 RV6, Jul 23, 2014
  13. MrButtocks

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    Common? You think the league is just full of Johnsons?
     
    #133 MrButtocks, Jul 23, 2014
  14. ooooaaaah!

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    Defenders have a tough time with Nick. Johnson is so quick you won't see him coming.
     
    #134 ooooaaaah!, Jul 23, 2014
  15. DreaMac

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    Ironic username.
     
    #135 DreaMac, Jul 23, 2014
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    #136 Aussie_Fozzey, Jul 23, 2014
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    Something your mom said;)
     
    #137 beastlyball, Jul 23, 2014
  18. napalm06

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    C'mon man, there's a time and a place for inappropriate jokes - this thread isn't it.
     
    #138 napalm06, Jul 23, 2014
  19. beastlyball

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    My bad, I'll just stick strictly to basketball then. I think Johnson is too small to penetrate deep. He needs to stay outside and stroke it from deep.
     
    #139 beastlyball, Jul 23, 2014
  20. napalm06

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    He has no shot at making it work outside. He can get it up HIGH, so deep in the middle of everyone is where he belongs.
     
    #140 napalm06, Jul 23, 2014
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