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Rockets Jokes [2015-2016 Version]

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by hotballa, Feb 11, 2016.

  1. Jugdish

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    "Knock knock"

    "Who's there?"

    "Interrupting Dwight Howard."

    "Interrupting Dwight How--"

    "Your daughter is pregnant."
     
  2. Von Rafer

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    I keep reading this thread as "Racist Jokes [2015-2016 Version]"
     
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    Why doesn't Harden own his own company?

    Because he would have too much turnover.
     
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    Some jokes just write themselves . . .
     

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