Rockets are 1-0 when Calvindel is injured,,,and other elvin dribble

The Rockets are 1-0 when Calvin Murphy is injured and I have a hangover from watching a single play over and over until 3a.m., while thinking about rewriting my servlets in elvin.Java

I recommend everyone watching subtleties of that last play in slow motion! You can see the "red" and the "blue" and some "stars," too. If you peer long enough, you can see your hearts desire. But beware, you may also see the Dark Side where the Shadows lie.

Of course, there is nothing like living it live. Remembering the glory of Steve Franchises first go-to move buzzer beater. It was all a misty fog. I thought it was Moochie at first.

I was so furious with him for pounding away all the clock. Pass the damn ball, the time is running down you idiot! I mean, why did he back up his dribble all the way to the freaking lane on the other end of the court before starting his move. I've seen Moochie pound the ball and back up, but never across the half court line. Everything was going in slow motion. I cringed and yelled when he almost lost the ball like Cat Bombadil putting on his Kapaya Ring one too many times. I was thinkin, Damn he sucks; C\can we trade him for Tsing Tao? Then, I couldn't help yelping at Rudy for still having Willis in the game and Cato still in the stadium. Trade Cato dammit! 6 seconds left and still time on the clock to yell, "CD sucks!" "Rudy sucks." and "Cato Sucks." Just not enough time to run a realGM query on the possibility of trading Mobley, Kenny, Walt, Langhi, Cato and Collier for Tsing Tao and Kobe. Then my mind drifted to the rookie. Griffen. How could I forget him? Goddammit...how could R.u.d.y. forget him. Why aren't we running a Caveman play to the low post thunderkid? **** Where is the ball movement? Where the hell is Chucky Brown and Calvin Murphy when you need them? hmmm, aren't we 1-0 when Calvin misses a game. Calvin SUCKS!! This is proof. But I digress, yet not without thinking that we should never have traded Dream. ooohoooh. just f.u.r.i.o.u.s that makes me! There are no true Rockets fans anymore without Dream! Why are these Summit trolls even chanting to our new elvin Lord Stevefindel.

<blockquote>
<i>Three Rings for the Bird-kings so white and pure
Four for the Magic-lords in their land of Lala
Two for the halflings despite crafting LameBeer
Two Rings for a Dream so Tomjanglevil could rule forever
Six for the Immortal Man doomed to have no humor
One for the Admiral casting forlorn eyes on Legendlore
Five (three yet unforged) for the Big Bumbledim ruling Nappiewraiths and 100 karat waifs
One Ring for the Dark Lord on his Dreamless Throne
in the land where Dark Riders lie on Fickle Bandwaggins
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them
One Ring to bring them all and in the dreamless darkness bind them
In the Land of Boredom where Shadows type</i></blockquote>

Huh?

What?

Back to the game. He's still dribbling. <i>doom dam doom dam</i> Get the ball out of Moochie's hands. oops, What? I forgot that is Stevefindel not Moochie the Balhog...<i>boom bam boom bam b o o m</i>. Then why the hell is Mobley waving for the ball. Clear out Mobley, Shandon the Inpassive needs a pass to operate!

then I burped.

Damn $5 plastic beer bottles suck especially since they tie them to your wrist now so you don't throw them at Cato like a Dawgpound fan would.

I burped again.

Then Francis recovered from almost slipping on his Enchanted Mithril Ass that has us all gasping with dreamless cheer for a losing team...and then,

s.c.h.w.e.e.t. Score!!! From my view in upper deck Central time, that was IN the moment it left his hands.

surely a Kapaya moment for us all. Lord Stevefindel the Ring Bearer!

If that shot doesn't become a NBA.com Top 10 buzzer beater, then Houston gets no respect! Simple as that.

 

discounting all your posts, for sure.

Behad, ones of these days Smeggy will visit, we'll drink beer all day, make a brisket, go to a game, and really rip out some memorable posts. I have 5 computers (2 laptaps) and LAN connections in the wall in 3 rooms. It's a geeky party waiting to happen. Of course, we have to get the OK from DrOfDunk to do a clique function, first.