Report: Cheap Chinese NBA Players Falling Apart After A Couple Seasons

Hahaha! I love the Onion. Afterall, it is America's Finest News Source.

Anyone read the "Kevin Garnett Proves He Can Touch Rim"??

Priceless!


http://www.theonion.com/content/news/kevin_garnett_proves_he_can_touch

 

I personally think Nike shoes are worse.

 

There is a reason for everything. Pryuen has the right to be angry just like you has the right to laugh for this satire or whatever. "Enough people got the joke" does not mean everyone has to feel it the same way.

One has to be very stupid and dumb if he feels funny when someone makes fun of his home country. Also, you can say one has to be very stupid and insensitive if he cannot understand Pryuen's anger.

Do you feel funny like most people do when someone makes fun of God if you are from a religious family? What about gay jokes and you happen to be homosexual?

 

Yea then the price will go thru the roof. Why more going to W-Mart now nationwide?

 

you need to do a thread about Vernon Maxwell or Ralph Sampson, and lots of pictures of the too.

 

People seem to forget that 30+ years ago Japanese goods = cheap shxt. It takes a while for the QA to develop.

I have no problem with satire, my problem is if you write a "satire" on Jews or African Americans, good chance is you'll get into a mess.

 

They may be in both. I haven't been up to Milwaukee in two years but my brother lives there and still gets the Onion free everyday.

 

If you guys from China are so easily offended by this, then how do you think this makes Nascar fans from our very own U.S. feel?

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/nascar_coach_reveals_winning

This reminds me of the guy who played Chef. The show made fun of all sorts of religion, however, when it made fun of Scientology, he quit the show.

This has nothing to do with racism. It is simply poking some fun. If there was an article poking some satirical fun at the U.S., do you think we claim omgz they are racists and such!

 

Apparently previous video isn't working. An alternative link.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bG2OcW_Hwkg

 

Omg....Onion is racist because it makes fun of U.S. Intelligence!

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/nation_of_andorra_not_in_africa

 

That woosh sound you heard before you typed this was the parody and humor of this article going over your head.

 

You do realize he was being sarcastic? Hence the smiley face...

 

There was report that the chinese players were made up with posionous lead.

I love the onion, best satire on the net

 

Eh, a bit over the top if thats the case.... The regular smiley face doesnt invoke a joking mentality, the wink or the does though. Maybe even the

 

All this technical stuff is just way over my head.

 

Oh my GOD. THAT'S HILARIOUS! Yes, I remember those Chinese pencils with the erasers that couldn't erase and the lead that broke 7 out of 10 times sharperning it.

 

LOL @ chinese...you guys are very defensive??? whats up with that, no one is attacking you...they poked fun of Euro players and american players too...
All your humor are belong to us

 

Wow, sensitive much? Some people really need to get their nice stick out of their asses.

Reading pryuen's post made my day, though! Nothing's better than a nice hearty guffaw.

 

Yes the Chinese folks are defensive in this thread. But I think the African American posters are also sensitive in that Lebron thread.

http://bbs.clutchfans.net/showthread.php?t=145393

Why do you not dare to say the same thing that? You are just a coward who dare to open your big mouth here because the Chinese posters are easy target here. You are just a hypocrite.

 

taiwan is part fo china plz