Redditor analyzes Harden's box score performance for correlation with city's avg strip club rating

Probably 200 dollarydoos.

 

I LOVE stump night!

 

ok now do the numbers for every star, see if there is a higher correlation with someone else. It's going to get real awkward when a married player has a higher correlation score.

 

Somewhere in the Toyota Center offices, Daryl Morey is assembling a team to crunch these numbers.

 

He was at a strip club around 5 a.m. the day of that terrible Miami game:

Spoiler

 

Ban harden from strip clubs during the season.Offseason he can do watever he wants

 

I actually read some redditors and they said they knew people who worked at some of clubs and they claimed it wouldn't be unusual to see harden up until 4 am ,wtf

 

You sound mad. Don't take it so seriously.

 

what time is practice?

 

Props to this guy this is the kind of data we need to make meaningful analysis.

 

When your that wealthy why even go to strip clubs? Just hire high price escorts.

 

harden dabbles in disgusting booty. What the OP of reddit should have done is correlate the optimal booty sculpting/size ratio.

Harden is on the extreme to where he goes straight for size, landing him with some pretty ratchet ass chicks. So many well sculpted peaches out there I'm surprised he never goes for those. His shot/lady selection has been disappointing tbh.

 

I want back my two minutes ...

 

This is pure bull****. Based on this guy's result, there is absolutely no correlation between Harden's performance and the city strip clubs. Just look at the chart he has provided. Anyone who knows a little about statistics knows that r-squared of 0.2 for a set of data intended to be shown linear is meaningless. It just shows that he had his best performances in Toronto which accidentally has the worst strip clubs, nothing else.

 

Why even go to strip clubs, I don't get the appeal.

 

+1 Zion Curtain.

Mentioned upthread, but Houston is supposed to have great strip clubs relative to much of the nation. Shouldn't Harden therefore be worse at home than on the road? Or does he have a better support network at home vs the road?

Assuming of course there's any relevance to what that Redditor did at all. That graph looked like a shotgun pattern. What was the confidence interval that there was any correlation whatsoever? 50 percent?

Quality $hitposting, all the same.

 

This. Besides, it's the NBA, land of the afternoon nap.

 

Harden can easily shut these people up by playing bad in Toronto.

 

he must know, but what's he going to do about it? his star mvp player likes big booties. c'est la vie.