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[Real Life Crazy Weekend News] The Marvelous Misadventures of Zola In Florida

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    So did she trap the SD by getting knocked up and making him marry her?

    The guy she left in Detroit? What "guy"?
     
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    As others have mentioned, would love to see:

    Jess : Miley Cyrus
    Jarret : Riff Raff
    Z : Ving Rhames

    All the other characters could be played by anyone, but with these actors we could be looking at Picture of the Year and Miley Cyrus receiving Best Supporting Actress
     
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    Intentionally vague. Probably just her boyfriend who picked her up at the airport. Would be hilarious if it were Jarrett. Or 'Z'.
     
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    Any chance we can get Batman Jones to adapt this on stage?
     
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    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    Excellent casting.
     
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    But who will play Zola she is smoking hot.
     
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    I just think it would be a colossal failure if Gary Oldman does not get the role as other pimp with dreads.

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    Holy crap, that story is insane.
     
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    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    It ain't whiteboy day.

    One of the greatest acting performances ever.

    On that note, Tarantino wrote True Romance. This entire story was made for Tarantino to direct.
     
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    Nah, it ain't whiteboy day.

    Tarantino would be great, but I think to take this story to the NC-17 level, Harmony Korine needs to get the nod.
     
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    Does she live on the sun?
     
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    The girl who plays Missandei on Game of Thrones.

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    Zola wants either Meagan Good or KeKe Palmer to play her.

    The GoT Missandei is hot, but no street cred. She's a porcelain girl on a pedestal in my mind, an assistant to a Queen....Not a street-savvy Zola. Would seem to unreal for Missandei to talk like that.
     
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    I still stand by this cast list. Maybe swap Shia with Aaron Paul.

    I also thought this could like a Spring Breakers kind of movie. Funny that Franco is directing it.
     
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    Sacrilege. Dissapointed the Cohen brothers didnt sign up for this.
     
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    https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment...ory-interviews-sex-trafficking-150027361.html



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    'Zola': How a stripper's sex- and violence-filled Twitter thread became a Hollywood feature film
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    Kevin Polowy

    ·Senior Correspondent, Yahoo Entertainment
    Wed, June 30, 2021, 10:00 AM·3 min read

    Aziah “Zola” Wells says she would post “crazy s**t” on Twitter all the time. But the world took notice in October 2015 when the Detroit waitress and occasional exotic dancer rattled off a 148-tweet thread that detailed a sketchy, sex- and violence-filled weekend road trip to Florida Wells took with another stripper she had just met.

    “Y’all wanna hear a story about why me and this b***h here fell out?” the tweetstorm began, accompanied by four selfies featuring Wells and a woman she met at Hooters identified as Jessica. “It’s kind of long but full of suspense.”

    The thread exploded across social media, with the likes of Ava DuVernay and Missy Elliott guffawing over its cinematic qualities. A Rolling Stone tell-all with Wells followed, in which she insisted most of her account was true, but admitted fictionalizing or embellishing the violence. Still, by that point, Zola had become a cultural phenomenon. A movie version was practically inevitable.

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