http://www2.foxsports.com/randy_hill/index.htm ------------------ The intelligent prediction from Moses Malone: "Foe, Foe, Foe".
FYI, it is "excerpt." ------------------ Squatting on old bones and excrement and rusty iron, in a white blaze of heat, a panorama of naked idiots stretches to the horizon. Complete silence-their speech centers are destroyed-except for the crackle of sparks and the popping of singed flesh as they apply electrodes up and down the spine. White smoke of burning flesh hangs in the motionless air. A group of children have tied an idiot to a post with barbed wire and built a fire between his legs and stand watching with bestial curiosity as the flames lick his thighs. His flesh jerks in the fire with insect agony.
LOS ANGELES CLIPPERS GM Elgin Baylor: For the first time since we drafted him, Lamar Odom is spending the summer in L.A., working on his game. Owner Donald Sterling: Yes, Lamar. He's that left-handed young man. Baylor: No, no, no. He's a southpaw. You remember telling a reporter you were going to pay him the max? And Elton Brand? And Darius Miles? And Corey Maggette? Sterling: I don't remember what I had for lunch. Baylor: Miles threw himself a behind-the-back lob and dunked it during Alonzo Mourning's charity game last weekend. Maggette hired Chip Engelland, Grant Hill's shooting coach. Sterling: Boy, paying all of those guys the max may get expensive. Baylor: No, no, no. It'll cost a lot of money. Sterling: Maybe I can blame all of that "max" talk on a dream sequence and I was stuck in the shower, like that Patrick Duffy. Baylor: I think my cell phone's ringing. Sterling: I don't hear anything. ****************************************************** ROTFLMAO!!!! ------------------ shandn has no "o".
The Kings excerpt was HILARIOUS! The last part of the conversation with Joe Maloof asking Gavin Maloof if they had anything that said Motown, and his response had me dying! President Joe Maloof: You mow C-Webb's grass? Vice chairman Gavin Maloof (pausing to sneeze): Done. Joe: We trade Jason Williams for Mike Bibby? Gavin (pausing to slap five with his brother): Done. Joe: We hire a former Piston as coach or GM? Gavin (pausing to grimace): Doh! Joe: We have anything in our organization that says "Motown"? Gavin: One of the marketing guys owns a Cadillac. Joe: Sweet. ------------------ "Instruments are like women: After a while, you want to make love to another." - Nicolas Godin of the musical duo Air [This message has been edited by RocksMillenium (edited July 18, 2001).]
These Fox excerpts are just hilarious! The San Antonio and Washington ones are just TOO funny! ------------------ "Instruments are like women: After a while, you want to make love to another." - Nicolas Godin of the musical duo Air
Jordan: Good influence? We kept him [Christian Laettner] so Kwame can kick his butt in practice, develop some confidence. Laettner couldn't guard a poster of Kwame Brown. Haha! ------------------
I thought this one was funny. CHICAGO BULLS GM Jerry Krause: Oak, we need you to teach our two 18-year-olds how to handle the NBA. Power forward Charles Oakley: I thought that's why you traded for Bill Cartwright 13 years ago. Krause: But Oak … Oakley: That was a joke, Jerry. I already have some ideas for tutoring Tyson Chandler and Eddy Curry. Krause: Great! What's first? Oakley: I'm gonna teach 'em how to play poker with Tyrone Hill. ------------------ Anger is a weed. Hate is a tree.
