Possible "Super Earth" Discovered

Why is it "Super Earth"? That's politically correct bull**** -- that earth is fat -- almost as fat as your mom.

 

I prefer "Obese Earth".

 

Does this mean that the Earth gets a scooter and jams up the lanes at the grocery store?

 

I bet that Earth washes itself with a rag on a stick.

 

Man I would be huge on that earth. I could play full back.

 

I think it just has to unbutton its pants at its desk at work, Thanksgiving style, even if it hasn't eaten lunch yet. Or has some moldy broccoli and cucumbers, in the refrigerator, still in the grocery bag.

 

That Earth needs to seriously look into its diet.