Although Pig is the best, I'd like to know where turkey is. And don't forget our Chinese friends, many of whom eat dog. Also, fish should have at least been split into shellfish (crabs, lobster, shrimp, crawfish being some good ones) and fish. And you could have even put calamari (squid/octopus). And there's also muscles- snails and oysters (which could also be seafood). Oh, and anyone from Louisiana would want a choice for alligator, frog or even nutra rat. You do have 10 choices after all.
Dog. jk Baby back ribs for me. Someone from Texas with legit bbq skills could probably come to Portland....open up a joint and make a killing. BBQ joints are few and far between here and the ones that exist are whack as hell.
You have to be careful of those Baby Back Ribs in the wild. They are a very aggressive animal and have been known to kill humans without hesitation.
Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon? Lisa: No. Homer: Ham? Lisa: No. Homer: Pork chops? Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal. Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
