Could this thread be a sign that the Hangout is finally ready for a rebound? Seems like it’s been in a recession all summer. Sometimes, if you REALLY have to go, a good power-piss can feel pretty good. And sorry, I don’t do anything but a quick rinse of the hands after I piss. It’s not like I’m getting any piss on my them. I don’t see the need to sit there for 5 minutes scrubbing my hands with soap every time I shake the dew off my lily, ya savvy? Keep the Hangout Stupid
Oh we miss the toilet and pee on the floor? No. We sit down for goodness sake! We can't miss. We can power pee our brains out and still, it goes into the water. Who cleans up the pee on the floor/toilet? Your wives.
We do aim correctly. It is simply the beginning or the ending when it all goes to hell. ie. there's some blockage when you initially start (if you've seen Me, Myself & Irene, you've seen the example.) Or at the end, it can be difficult to get every drop out without shaking it, which causes it to land happenstancially.
I'm not sure that is entirely accurate. Perhaps for you, but I do remember seeing a certain something something on the internet some years back that insubstantiates your claim.
I love the bars that fill up the pee troughs with ice. I don't mind doing a power pee onto an ice trough to see how far down i can burrough.
Than reminds me of Clerks 2 when there is ice in the urinal and they scoop it out use it to for a drink. And no, I do not power pee, that has to damage you in some way some how.
You know, this is a very important (and oft ignored) factor that goes into the whole good aim/bad aim issue. I’m glad you brought it up, no pun intended. How many times have you gone into the bathroom to take that first oh so enjoyable post-coffee piss and forgot that there was still a little “blockage” from the morning when you got a little action from your wife/girlfriend/left hand (depending on your personal situation) and forgot to unblock it? Be honest. Depending on how quickly you recognize it, or don’t recognize it, it can turn into a messy situation.
blockage can also be caused from a stray pubic hair, stuck there (often post sex) that splits the stream. Man, that can be messy real quick. I think it is used ice...like if they ice down beer and then need to change the ice...they'll dump it in the trough.
BLADDER PRESSURE > OUTSIDE PRESSURE .`. FLOW let it flow. No one wants to be pressure washed with urine. That's all.
Maybe he was in a hurry... On another note, in Marine Corps boot camp, the drill instructors gave everybody one minute to pee so each stall would have 5 guys power-peeing in it. Needless to say, it got messy sometimes.
Perhaps because he was still somewhat drunk from the evening before. The pee was shooting straight up and he was trying to adjust his body to counter it. I think you missed the joke.
