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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by SwoLy-D, Nov 30, 2011.

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  1. SwoLy-D

    SwoLy-D Contributing Member

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    "Maybe POKER's not your game. :eek: I know... let's have a spelling contest! :grin:"

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    #1 SwoLy-D, Nov 30, 2011
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    Spell Greedy in 3 letters...
     
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    SwoLy-D Contributing Member

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    ^^ FAIL. I'll add some for you...

    Wyatt: "Excuse me for askin', Milt, but... kinda dead in here, isn't it?"
    Milt: "See that bird at the faro table?"

    [at the table]
    Johnny: "You back that queen again, you son-of-a-b****, I'll blow you right up that wildcat's ass! Do you hear me, huh?"

    [back at the bar]
    Milt: "He comes bargin' in here one day, slappin' the customers, wavin' his gun around. He chased out all the high-class play. The only trade that comes in here now is the bummers and the drovers; just the dregs."
    Wyatt: "Why don't you get rid of him, get yourself a straight dealer? :confused: "
    Milt: "Sure, stranger, that's easy for you to say. :rolleyes: "
     
    #3 SwoLy-D, Nov 30, 2011
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    You gonna do somethin' or just stand there and bleed?
     
    #5 DBrunk01, Nov 30, 2011
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    wat?.
     
    #6 RMGEEGEE, Nov 30, 2011
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    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    Skin that smoke wagon and see what happens...
     
    #7 REEKO_HTOWN, Nov 30, 2011
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    DaDakota If you want to know, just ask!

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    I'll be your Huckleberry !

    DD
     
    #8 DaDakota, Nov 30, 2011
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    Theirs vitality two wat you purpose.
     
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    SwoLy-D Contributing Member

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    FIXED. :eek:

    "I've got TWO GUNS... [click-click]... one for each of YA."
     
    #10 SwoLy-D, Nov 30, 2011
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    Look, darlin', it's Johnny Ringo. Deadliest pistoleer since Wild Bill, they say. What do you think, darlin', should I hate him?
     
    #12 weslinder, Dec 1, 2011
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    :mad: It's DEPUTY to you! And I don't wanna talk to you right now! Those men you killed were my friends. I'm just a nothin'. But if I wasn't, I'd fight you right now, so I don't want to talk to you. :(
     
    #13 SwoLy-D, Dec 1, 2011
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    Nonsense, I have not yet begun to defile myself.
     
    #14 jcee15, Dec 1, 2011
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    "Wyatt Earp is my friend."

    "Hell, I got lots of friends.."

    "I don't."
     
    #15 Phillyrocket, Dec 1, 2011
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