http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1594741484/ref=s9_asin_image/102-5243636-3548900?n=283155 Book Description This book contains no nudity. No profanity. No sexual material of any kind. And yet it just might be the most obscene thing we've ever published! Penis Pokey is an illustrated board book with a large die-cut hole in its center. Every spread features a dazzling full-color illustration with one thing missing—a banana, perhaps, or a fire hose, or a sea serpent. Male readers can complete the illustrations using the talents God has given them. Are we serious? Yes! Is this funny? Absolutely! Will this be a terrific hit with college students, bachelorette parties, and exhibitionists of all ages? Of course! Penis Pokey is far and away the strangest and funniest novelty book we've seen in a long, long time. ---- as seen at http://www.boingboing.net/: Odd, anatomically-precise joke book yields odder Amazon recos The newly-released novelty book Penis Pokey offers readers the delight of sticking a certain male-specific anatomical feature through a die-cut hole to simulate an elephant's trunk, among other things. But a quick glance at the product page on Amazon shows that more than half 60% of the people who viewed this item went on to buy The Child's Story Bible. If there is a link between the two, I don't want to know about it. Link (Thanks, Joe Mefford) Reader comment: Chris says,
A review that Amazon deemed fit to print ... Too small, July 28, 2006 Reviewer: J. J. Johnson "troy reader" I am sorry to say this book is not "one size fits all." They may want to indicate it's only for those who are less well-endowed than a full-grown American male. Other users may be disappointed -- or, worse, run the risk of extreme paper cut injury.
