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Oscar Pistorius (Blade Runner) accidently shoots girlfriend

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by dockerland, Feb 14, 2013.

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  1. Beezy

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    He has a future with the LAPD at least.
     
    #41 Beezy, Feb 14, 2013
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  2. Anxiety Trooper

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    That's ironic yet uncomfortable
     
    #42 Anxiety Trooper, Feb 14, 2013
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    Not sure how he's going to refute this...his argument doesn't have legs.
     
    #43 J Sizzle, Feb 14, 2013
  4. Anxiety Trooper

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    No way it will stand up in court.
     
    #44 Anxiety Trooper, Feb 14, 2013
  5. LAFIRMA22

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    Maybe he found some men's shoes under his bed.
     
    #45 LAFIRMA22, Feb 14, 2013
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    #46 hooroo, Feb 14, 2013
  7. QdoubleA

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    This is ridiculously funny. Repped.
     
    #47 QdoubleA, Feb 14, 2013
  8. LAFIRMA22

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    She was nice looking
     
    #48 LAFIRMA22, Feb 14, 2013
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    His argument doesn't have legs to stand on.
     
    #49 Svpernaut, Feb 14, 2013
  10. B-Bob

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    Look guys, we can't keep propping this thread up on the same two artificial jokes.

    But on topic, it looks like the authorities have already cut his alibi (I thought there was an intruder) off at the ankles.
     
    #50 B-Bob, Feb 14, 2013
  11. RedRedemption

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    It was Pris.
     
    #51 RedRedemption, Feb 14, 2013
  12. Svpernaut

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    He certainly tripped up on the details.
     
    #52 Svpernaut, Feb 14, 2013
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    I've been RUNNING through the scenario in my mind but I'm not sure I can see a good defense for him when he STANDS trail. So let's WALK through the facts one more time...

    1. The dude shot up his GF 4 times

    Did I miss anything?
     
    #53 Anxiety Trooper, Feb 14, 2013
  14. QdoubleA

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    Calm down, we don't know what happened, lets avoid knee-jerk reactions.
     
    #54 QdoubleA, Feb 14, 2013
  15. Jturbofuel

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    poor lil tink tink
     
    #55 Jturbofuel, Feb 14, 2013
  16. dback816

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    I'm neither amused or offended at all the jokes in the thread.

    Apathy feels good.
     
    #56 dback816, Feb 14, 2013
  17. Rodman23

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    lol'd...

    They"ll make him try on the shoes and of course they wont fit, so he will be acquited....still sad all the girl got was a bullet for her valentine.
     
    #57 Rodman23, Feb 14, 2013
  18. AroundTheWorld

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    You guys are cold :).
     
    #58 AroundTheWorld, Feb 14, 2013
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    The Murderous limbless Olympian
     
    #59 VanityHalfBlack, Feb 14, 2013
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    What a half-assed job.

    He is lucky he didnt sprain his ankles as well.
     
    #60 Zboy, Feb 14, 2013
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