Battle Red Night! A couple of milestones to look for on Monday. Arian Foster needs 53 yards rushing to become the Texans single season rushing leader. Slaton rushed for 1282 yards in '08. Foster is currently at 1230 yards rushing. Matt Schaub needs 249 yards passing to become the Texans all-time passing leader. Carr had 13,391 yards passing while with the Texans. Schaub currently sits with 13,143 yards passing.
Expect Flaco to light up Kareem, Quinn, and Associates, making him look like Tom Brady shredding through the Jets defense on Monday night in front of a national audience. Tuesday should be that day we've all been waiting for when some insider will first report via twitter that Houston has finally fired Gary Kubiak, Frank Bush, and Minions. That will be the zenith of our season. Then rumor mills will churn on who will coach the Texans next season. My early pick: Greg Williams - defensive coordinator of the New Orleans Saints. As for the score 35-14 Baltimore.
Probably doesn't help that Baltimore is going to be pissed after last week's disaster vs the Steelers.
The guy I'm playing against in the playoffs have Flacco and Rice playing this week. Not gonna end well for me.
I'll be there to watch the massacre. Attempt #2 to whack Kubiak in the head with my patented anti-stupid stick.
Nah the Texans will win 3 in a row and wait until the Jags game where winning = playoffs and lose on some Rosencopteresque play.
Hah, I know thats the trend but not this year! Well, I wouldnt be surprised if they lose this one then go on a 3 game win streak to end it out.
Technically we can lose this game and still make it if the Jags lose 3 out of 4 and Colts lose 2 out of 4. Not likely, but hey, a pulse is still a pulse.
Then old azz Derrick Mason returns the kickoff 50 yards...Game over but wait!!!! Facemask penalty called on Bernard Pollard...1st and 10 with 1 sec left at Texans 35...Flacco bootlegs left ...throws a backwards lateral clear across the field to Ray Rice who races the final 26 yards for winning score...Kubiak stands at the 50 yard line and snatches off his Texans apparell and walks toward the tunnel never to return again...2 weeks later he does his 1st public interview on 60 minutes
