[Official] Mariners @ Astros

Umpire already a total cuck. Gonna need our game face tonight.

 

First two outs against us were on sh*tty calls.

 

Andre Agassi's hair was spotted walking around downtown Houston. And that's all I gotta say about that.

 

MLB wants the A's to win the division and the Stros to lose to the Yankees in the WC game. They want a Moneyball reunion in the ALDS.

 

Dang it. Adding to our lead in GIDP.

 

Thank you Tony.

 

Tony is stealing all Yuli and Bregman's energy.

Edit: until that RBI.

 

The only thing better than Brianna in the booth is Kevin bass! Miss him on the radio airwaves. Oh. Go astros.

 

What kind of trash ass defense is this?

 

Wow awesome from Jake

 

#JakeDay

 

Jake takes exception to your trash ass statement

 

I hope all of the Kemp haters are beginning to realize his value to this team.

 

Come on offense, wake up, this is probably your last chance to give Cole a W.

 

Some say you don't need offense from your catcher, Maldonado certainly puts that theory to the test.

 

Hello Correa

Bye Jake

 

Sad. When one comes back, another goes down. Hopefully nothing serious.

 

Are you sh*tting me? God, the injury bug is just NASTY this year.

 

Damn, Jake has been playing great