Correa could be dead, lying in a ditch next to I-10, and the Astros would say he has “day-to-day discomfort”
I miss the days when "banged up" was all the information you got for anything from hurt feelings to decapitation.
Who the hell is responsible for the olde english? Also, the first 20(at least) games of the season should be day games, so we dont have to wait hours on hours for the game to start.
Slightly minor of the minor-est discomfort in the neck or "neckish area" for Correa that no one should be worried about and if you do worry about it...then said worrier will be taunted in a Monty Python style taunt that...well....anyway.... Correa is still out of the lineup. Reddick is playing after his back discomfort, that's good news.
Is it Hinch now? I think there was a coach who used to do that, but he's not here anymore. Cobra venom shark fin deer antler rhino horn tiger dick gorilla paw spray. Whatever works.
Seeing Morton interviewed on the other side kinda sucks. You can tell his time here really meant something to him. I mean of course it did. Now I hope we smoke him.
He looked like he was gonna cry a bit. Very uncomfortable. Now we drop bombs. eta: Hinch/Morton hat tip was really solid
Man, Tuve looks so good thus far, healthy and hitting the ball extremely hard. Noticed he toned down the pre-pitch herky jerky stuff and is much more calm, leading to more repeatable swings.
Love Kemp at DH in the 9-hole. 2nd leadoff guy. Correa just might hit in the middle, so that pushes everybody down, who cares what the catcher does other than catch and hit 8th/9th? eta: what the hell is hanging out of Yuli's back pocket?
